Obama haters signing Colorado-must-secede petition should be deported, says new petition


Another petition, created Monday, has an even simpler message: "Keep the United States United:"
The United States of America was founded on principles of democracy and cooperation. We have gone through over two centuries of triumph and turmoil, but more importantly,we have done so as a united country.

Times have been tough for all of us; some states are frustrated to the point of petitioning for secession, but now is not the time to be divided.Their actions can only harm our country. The best way to help the American people is not through bipartisan bickering, secession, or the general lack of cooperation that runs rampant in our country. The best and only way to help the American people is by continuing to be "one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

We the undersigned implore the Administration to do everything in its power to keep our nation united.

Number of signatures: 1,525.

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Would there be secession petitions if this guy won?
A fourth petition relies a bit less on patriotism. It's called "Strip the Citizenship from Everyone who Signed a Petition to Secede and Exile Them:"
Mr. President, please sign an executive order such that each American citizen who signed a petition from any state to secede from the USA shall have their citizenship stripped and be peacefully deported.
At least the call is peaceful! It has 9,313 signatures.

And if residents of left-leaning Denver is worried about Colorado's petition, they may want to follow in the footsteps of someone from Austin, Texas, which came up with this hilarious request to the White House: "Peacefully grant the city of Austin Texas to withdraw from the state of Texas & remain part of the United States.Democracy, y'all.

More from our Politics archive: "Amendment 64-inspired petition says Florida pot law would benefit "stoners and children""

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scar38
scar38

Say Hey, JJ - newzflash brother - these petitions are hardly being generated by fools. this Nation is being destroyed by voters with very limited options, who, clearly, are electing career criminals, and cunning, connected liars. Globalist puppets own, operate, and replace puppets from both parties should one of them stray from the mission, viz - talk about 'good American jobs', but deny the reality Of GAAT, NAFTA, FTA World Bank IMF all being driven by  the same well-hidden owners of nearly 100% 'our' government.  l hope you one day wake up, and if you learn l little more about the disordered, degenerate demographic which (thank the Creator) gets smaller each election cycle , one day you may enjoy the intellectual companionship of those , who like apx 40percent of the potential voters who refuse to even participate in this fraudulent sham process.  scarson38@gmail.com

JamesJohnson
JamesJohnson

The secessionists will have ZERO impact! Frankly, the secessionists are a tiny minority of the silly and the foolish, 122 million Americans just voted in the general election that is what counts. This will be a news item for about one week or so,  then the notoriety will be over and it will be history.

Mary Jarrett
Mary Jarrett

I say they want to leave, we can find a deserted island for them. As they will not be able survive within the confines of the United States. They will either have to buy Federal Land, National parks or those can't be part of their state. Every state has National Parks. We will abandon all bases, the older citizens there will not get medicare or SS. The Federal Intestate will be blocked off or they have to buy them from us Any Federal Office, building etc will be torn down or they have to buy it. It didn't work in the Civil War so they think it will work now. There will be no airline service the airports will close. Federal Aviation will pull all their guys, as well as the security.

Tia Rodriguez
Tia Rodriguez

Anna if you think this country is an abomination maybe you should self deport, you can pick the place. These stupid petitions (that truly don't mean shit) just show how stupid people have become. Your guy lost, get over it. The majority of Americans that voted disagree with you on the direction of the country. We actually care about our fellow man vs. ourself.

Dustin Hoeft
Dustin Hoeft

Anna u sound like a greedy right wing bitch move back to ga then more people will agree wt u

dwatson636
dwatson636

Why should we pay for the taxes we did not authorize the spending of?

 

Anna Gingher
Anna Gingher

Lol where are you gonna exile me to? I'm born in Hawaii raised in GA and CO please let me know how I'm not a US citizen. I have every right to sign my name. It's not about race or "hate" it's about how we severely disagree with where this country is heading. But it can head there if it wants, just let me know where to sign to get outta this abomination of a country. I'm not paying for anyone else to live, I need my money to be for ME and my own.

RPF2012
RPF2012

Wait.. isn't that exactly what the people signing the succession potions want?

 

LOL, that's funny.

 

I'm signing just because I would love to hear someone from the WH address this.

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

 @JamesJohnson Interesting take, James -- one we're going to make an upcoming Comment of the Day. Appreciate you weighing in.

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

 @RPF2012 Looks like you'll get your wish, since a bunch of these petitions are going to exceed the threshold. Thanks for the post, RPF2012.

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