Number 2: Jack Black
"Jack Black of Tenacious D...nearly fell off the stage in 2001. Here's the report on MTV.com by then-Westword music editor Laura Bond: 'Moments after Tenacious D's Jack Black and Kyle Gass sauntered onto Red Rocks Amphitheatre's massive sandstone stage on Friday, it became clear the portly pair were suffering from what locals refer to as turista asphyxia: the sudden inability to breathe -- let alone sing -- due to the elevation. Black and Gass huffed and puffed through their opener, requesting the audience's patience as they acclimated to the challenge of performing at a venue more than 6,000 feet higher than their Hollywood home. "We're from zero altitude," noted Gass, cradling his oversized acoustic guitar on his equally oversized belly. "I'm seeing spots. Seriously seeing spots," said Black.'"
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