Ten best marijuana gifts of 2012

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4. Hash bags
No, not huge bags of hash (though that would be nice). I'm talking about a set of mesh screens with which you can start making your own hash. If you don't have your own trim, medical marijuana dispensaries often sell shake for highly discounted prices. Other than that, it takes a little skill and patience and a lot of ice and purified water -- but you almost always come up with something worth smoking. You can pick up bags from several different manufacturers and designers, including local company Essential Bags. A set of five sifting screens for a five-gallon bucket will run you anywhere from $80 to $120. To pick up hash bags in Colorado, check out www.thetrimshop.org

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3. Hitman glass torch tube
What do you get the glass head who has everything? A pipe that spits fucking fire and self-heats the titanium nail from which you dab your concentrates. That's what. The minds at Hitman have been cranking out these torch tubes for a few years now, but in 2012 they really went nuts and have been putting out some crazy designs ranging from Transformers shooting butane-fueled guns to dragons breathing blue-hot heat. They'll cost you as much as a good used car, though. And finding one for sale is even more difficult. Your best bet? Grasscity.com forums and Aqualabtechnologies.com

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2. Volcano vape
Still the most expensive and yet still the holy grail of vaporizers. Brand new, these hot-air machines sell for $539 for the classic model and as much as $670 for the upgraded version with a digital readout. Even used on Craigslist, they sell for upwards of $350...all for something that essentially blows hot air over your stash to fill up a glorified turkey bag with vapor. But it works every single time. Ripping a couple of bags filled with some solid OGs sets me straight for hours -- and without burning herb and putting hot, harsh smoke in your lungs. Getting one of these for your pot-loving girlfriend or boyfriend is pretty much akin to an engagement ring: They'll love you forever either way.

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19 comments
Justin Hayhurst
Justin Hayhurst

You guys are recycling gift posts from last season? Come on... I count on westword for decent Denver editorials, stop with the laziness!

Diana Carolina Pineda
Diana Carolina Pineda

Cloud pens suck, mine broke in a month and if you try calling their call center for assistance they tell you that their representatives aren't there. B.S.

Woodstock Ross
Woodstock Ross

It would be great if all ten gifts listed were marijuana.

steve474
steve474

...and don't forget a copy of the ideal 3AM "cookbook"...!

www.areyougonnaeatthat.com

tutonehcc
tutonehcc topcommenter

Good call on the Volcano being #2 worth every penny, that would make a pretty awesome stoner gift.  One thing you forgot was a bag of weed as a gift!

CoreyDonahue
CoreyDonahue

All I want for the Holidays, is THE CONVERSATION BETWEEN NIXONLOOPER AND THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT REGARDING THE IMPLEMEMTATION OF A64.  

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

11. Half a brain

12. a G.E.D. with free spellcheck

13. a whole clue

14. pot-leaf print clown shoes

15. pre-paid bail bond for when they get busted DUI-m


WindmillDonkeyPunch
WindmillDonkeyPunch

@DonkeyHotay 

16. A friend or hobby for DonkeyHotay so he has something else to spend time on other than trolling the comments of every single marijuana related story on westword.com

CoreyDonahue
CoreyDonahue

@DonkeyHotay @CoreyDonahue At least ol` Trick Dick Nixon tried to hide the conversations from the press and it took a little muckraking to uncover them. Hickenpooper sent out a fucking press release that the conversation regarding the implementation of A64 took place between him and the federal government and the Westword prints the OFFICAL GOVERNMENT STORY and not the actual converstation that took place. If that is not GOVERNMENT PROPAGANDA I would like to know what is.

dm_co
dm_co

@DonkeyHotay @CoreyDonahue 

duh, did you freedom fighters really think otherwise?

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