Marijuana: $1K reward in dispensary robbery by "dick mouth" who stole low-cost pipes, clones

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The thief in the bear-mace stickup of a Boulder marijuana dispensary reportedly stole $9,000 worth of weed -- a far bigger haul than usual for crimes that typically net little cash or merchandise.

Case in point: This weekend's burglary at Craig Apothecary, whose pissed-off owner is offering a $1,000 reward for identifying the "dick mouth" who did it even though he got away with items worth a whole lot less.

The center's Facebook page features a video with surveillance footage of the crime, which took place at about 8:30 p.m. on Friday. Here's one image from the clip....

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...and here's another.

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According to the text that accompanies the video, the suspect narrowly avoided capture by the police. Staffers encourage anyone with information about the scofflaw to come forward.

This message is echoed in a far more entertaining way by the following post on the Facebook page of owner Jessica Asplund. It reads:

I am offering a $1,000 CASH reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of this dick mouth.

Someone absolutely knows who did this, and Craig is a TINY town, so why not speak up and make some money.... Plus if you are friends with this jack hole, I hope you know your idiot friend isn't even smart enough to grab anything of value.

A few $20 pipes, a jug of CHEAP glass cleaner, and clones that were UNROOTED?

Bwahahaha! Seriously, if you are going to do something, make it worth the gaping prison B*Hole and felony charge.

The reward will go to anyone with information that leads to the arrest and conviction of said dick mouth/jack hole. Call or text it to 970-620-2008.

More from our Marijuana archive: "Marijuana: Boulder's Dandelion Dispensary reopens after bizarre bear-mace robbery."

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Stephen At Half Aspen
Stephen At Half Aspen

Save your money and use it to by a cleaver. Not a cheap one bu a good one-pounder with a diamond edge. There's nothing unlawful about a meat cleaver and believe it'll take a hand, a shoulder, or even a head clean smooth off. You'll send that pussy screaming into the night and you'll have at least some fingers to provide the police with evidence. Chop chop...time's a wasting.

Lisa Hill
Lisa Hill

And sadly, people rob liquor stores too.

Ian Kluhsman
Ian Kluhsman

whatever, this is happened countless times since dispensaries have started trending in Denver. This is no surprise and there are tons of these "jack holes" around...why give this guy special media attention? What is different about him that makes him worth $1000 and the rest not worth going after?

Randy E. Skunk
Randy E. Skunk

These are the losers who can't hack it in growing themselves so they steal from those who can! Wannabe rookie!


I'm thinking, as dumb as this thief appears to be, perhaps he'll turn himself in for the reward . He hardly got shit on the initial 'take' & could use the $1,000.00 .


Yes, this guy stole $1000 worth of pipes, send him to Law Enforcement!  But what is going to happen when the state and Law Enforcement come to take your whole store? 

Great peice of PROPAGANDA, call the police.  You knock it out of the park every time! Find a real journilist, please, to answer this mystery.


But hey police reports and PROPAGANDA is you card keep playing it Wastword.

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