Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2013 edition

By Michael Roberts Tue., Jan. 15 2013 at 7:50 AM

Big photos below.

Welcome to our fourth annual look at the latest Colorado selections from the twisted People of Walmart website.

As in our collections from 2010, 2011 and 2012, this year's batch catches customers at their very best -- or at least at their funniest. Check out the latest crop below.

Number 10. Double your pleasure

People of Walmart

I'm the father of identical twins, but my wife and I decided never to dress them alike -- and after seeing this photo, I think we made the right call.

Number 9: The pot in aisle seven is for cooking

People of Walmart

We're you surprised when Amendment 64 passed? You shouldn't have been, as this pic demonstrates. As Walmart goes, so goes Colorado.

Continue to keep counting down our Colorado People of Walmart 2013 edition.

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Wow

woodinhills

using "social media" to be a dumb crack. But I'd bone her fat *ss and shut her the eff UP.

Naomi Osburn

How come I never get to witness these first hand!? I know I don't go to Walmart a lot but I want to see a freak in real life sometime!!

Elizabeth McClarren Gronewold

I always wondered if I was the only one who noticed #3 driving around town!

GFTW

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Hopefully there's a forthcoming People of Westword blog post.

michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@GFTW If there is, it wouldn't be pretty. Thanks for the post, GFTW.

reader534

What fine journalism. Taking embarrassing photos at Walmart, now that's some fine work. You'll go far.

Emily Philip

The last one made me sad... with what appears to be an elderly person wearing just their underwear and a shirt. That's not a fashion faux pas, that's dementia. :(

andrea572

I think that making fun of working-class people is just another form of prejudice. Please check your privilege before publishing something like this.

Captaingrumpy

@andrea572

grow up

ringsoundstudios

Its not kind or even good journalism to make fun at the expence of others just going out shopping. No matter what they look like.

pointatyourselves

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Oh look- yet another set of pictures for people to feel so superior over others with. Isnt that special.

Jordan Nicole Montoya

Haha I've seen that troll car before.

jenna-furrr topcommenter

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Hmmm...I will answer your question using pure conjecture: I would like to think that she did NOT dye her pubies to match her hair, because you aren't supposed to use regular hair dye on your knappies--I found that one out the hard way once--unless you purchase a special undercarriage hair dye kit, which is not sold at any Wal-Mart I've shopped at.

And yes; I've checked.

But on the other hand, any beezer who wears her underpants to a public shopping center may not have the common sense to look into the medical implications of using head hair dye on the downy downlows, and very well could have inked her landing strip.

Wait--you said "drawers."

Damn.

Anyway, I love the photo of the lady scratching her nunu. She's really digging in there.