Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2013 edition

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Welcome to our fourth annual look at the latest Colorado selections from the twisted People of Walmart website.

As in our collections from 2010, 2011 and 2012, this year's batch catches customers at their very best -- or at least at their funniest. Check out the latest crop below.

Number 10. Double your pleasure

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People of Walmart
I'm the father of identical twins, but my wife and I decided never to dress them alike -- and after seeing this photo, I think we made the right call.

Number 9: The pot in aisle seven is for cooking

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People of Walmart
We're you surprised when Amendment 64 passed? You shouldn't have been, as this pic demonstrates. As Walmart goes, so goes Colorado.

Continue to keep counting down our Colorado People of Walmart 2013 edition.


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Stephanie McCutcheon
Stephanie McCutcheon

If you don't want to be mocked and ridiculed then don't go out of your house like that! Some of these ppl are disgusting in their disregard for others, who have to see them.

Kris Herzberger Potter
Kris Herzberger Potter

These are nothing compared to the things you see in Walmart in Florida every day lol!

Brandie Beckman
Brandie Beckman

Those twins are buying the biggest box of condoms lol

Matthew Dawkins
Matthew Dawkins

Los cuates!!! I know them, they go everywhere dressed alike.

Monte Aaron
Monte Aaron

People of Walmart is a vehicle to allow people to mock and ridicule others for their appearance through the relative safety and anonymity of the internet. Fuck that shit.

Caroline McLatchie Harrison
Caroline McLatchie Harrison

Pretty lame photos. If this is Colorado Walmart at it's "best," we are doing quite well. How about some from the south? Those ones are always good for a laugh!

Nikki Zwijacz
Nikki Zwijacz

Jesus, leave Westword alone for christ sake, just nothing to print that's all,sheesh!

Clifford Goose Adams
Clifford Goose Adams

Fix your crappy website and display all of the pics on one page, its possible to so that in 2013.

Robert Barnhart
Robert Barnhart

Most Walmart shoppers on the low end of the gene pool.

Mallon Typhoid
Mallon Typhoid

Imagine a world where all people took care in presenting themselves to society in an acceptable fashion.....sigh.....Too many miserable fucks exhibiting their misery to try and bring the rest of us down. Not only at Wal-Mart, but anywhere you go.

telea
telea

Very typical. Seen some wretch dropping a load in one of their lots once! I didn't shop there as it turns out. Trailer park Murika at its finest!

woodinhills
woodinhills

using "social media" to be a dumb crack. But I'd bone her fat *ss and shut her the eff UP.

Naomi Osburn
Naomi Osburn

How come I never get to witness these first hand!? I know I don't go to Walmart a lot but I want to see a freak in real life sometime!!

GFTW
GFTW

Hopefully there's a forthcoming People of Westword blog post.

reader534
reader534

What fine journalism.  Taking embarrassing photos at Walmart, now that's some fine work.  You'll go far.

Emily Philip
Emily Philip

The last one made me sad... with what appears to be an elderly person wearing just their underwear and a shirt. That's not a fashion faux pas, that's dementia. :(

andrea572
andrea572

I think that making fun of working-class people is just another form of prejudice.  Please check your privilege before publishing something like this.

ringsoundstudios
ringsoundstudios

Its not kind or even good journalism to make fun at the expence of others just going out shopping. No matter what they look like. 

pointatyourselves
pointatyourselves

Oh look- yet another set of pictures for people to feel so superior over others with. Isnt that special.

jenna-furrr
jenna-furrr

Hmmm...I will answer your question using pure conjecture: I would like to think that she did NOT dye her pubies to match her hair, because you aren't supposed to use regular hair dye on your knappies--I found that one out the hard way once--unless you purchase a special undercarriage hair dye kit, which is not sold at any Wal-Mart I've shopped at. 

And yes; I've checked. 

But on the other hand, any beezer who wears her underpants to a public shopping center may not have the common sense to look into the medical implications of using head hair dye on the downy downlows, and very well could have inked her landing strip.

Wait--you said "drawers."


Damn. 

Anyway, I love the photo of the lady scratching her nunu. She's really digging in there.

DarlingCR
DarlingCR

@Monte Aaron nahh, social justice.. When was it acceptable to leave your house like that? Pregnant and nearly nude? I'll bet 500 dollars that child will have an extremely questionable upbringing. 

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@GFTW If there is, it wouldn't be pretty. Thanks for the post, GFTW.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@jenna-furrr ... if you'd mow that overgrown lawn you wouldn't have to worry about what color to dye the weeds.

hth.

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