Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2013 edition


Number 6: What's in your bun?
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People of Walmart
The guy on the left is from Colorado, while the man on the right is from Ohio. Burgers rule!

Number 5: Maybe you should have gone with paper instead of plastic

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People of Walmart
You know you're just adding to the arguments for plastic-bag bans, don't you?

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18 comments
woodinhills
woodinhills

using "social media" to be a dumb crack. But I'd bone her fat *ss and shut her the eff UP.

Naomi Osburn
Naomi Osburn

How come I never get to witness these first hand!? I know I don't go to Walmart a lot but I want to see a freak in real life sometime!!

GFTW
GFTW

Hopefully there's a forthcoming People of Westword blog post.

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@GFTW If there is, it wouldn't be pretty. Thanks for the post, GFTW.

reader534
reader534

What fine journalism.  Taking embarrassing photos at Walmart, now that's some fine work.  You'll go far.

Emily Philip
Emily Philip

The last one made me sad... with what appears to be an elderly person wearing just their underwear and a shirt. That's not a fashion faux pas, that's dementia. :(

andrea572
andrea572

I think that making fun of working-class people is just another form of prejudice.  Please check your privilege before publishing something like this.

ringsoundstudios
ringsoundstudios

Its not kind or even good journalism to make fun at the expence of others just going out shopping. No matter what they look like. 

pointatyourselves
pointatyourselves like.author.displayName 1 Like

Oh look- yet another set of pictures for people to feel so superior over others with. Isnt that special.

jenna-furrr
jenna-furrr topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

Hmmm...I will answer your question using pure conjecture: I would like to think that she did NOT dye her pubies to match her hair, because you aren't supposed to use regular hair dye on your knappies--I found that one out the hard way once--unless you purchase a special undercarriage hair dye kit, which is not sold at any Wal-Mart I've shopped at. 

And yes; I've checked. 

But on the other hand, any beezer who wears her underpants to a public shopping center may not have the common sense to look into the medical implications of using head hair dye on the downy downlows, and very well could have inked her landing strip.

Wait--you said "drawers."


Damn. 

Anyway, I love the photo of the lady scratching her nunu. She's really digging in there.

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