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Marijuana: Legal Chronic Delivery's free-weed-but-$50-for-a-bumper-sticker deal disappears

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Update: Bad news for those of you intrigued by Legal Chronic Delivery, which offered free marijuana with the purchase of a $50 "'I ♥ Colorado" bumper sticker.

The website vanished some time after our LCD post was published.

Apparently, the folks behind the concept didn't want to test the multiple online claims that the service was totally legit thanks to the passage of Amendment 64. But at least we managed to preserve a copy of that bumper sticker -- and you tech wizards can probably figure out a way to make your own for free.

Just like the chronic used to be. See our previous coverage below.

Original post, 4:20 p.m. February 5: Yesterday, we wrote about Craigslist ads offering free marijuana, usually in exchange for a donation or as a bonus for the purchase of other items. But we've now discovered a website taking this concept even further -- providing pot without cost, but only if a customer buys a $50 bumper sticker promoting marijuana legalization.

The idea behind such deals? While a governor's task force continues to assemble recommendations for the full implementation of Amendment 64, the measure has already been signed into law. As such, the possession of cannabis in small amounts by adults 21 and over is already legal -- just not its sale.

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The Legal Chronic Delivery service-area map looks rather nugget-like, doesn't it? (Click to enlarge.)
This last apparent obstacle hasn't stopped ganjapreneurs. Take 4 Strains Pipe & Tobacco, which is offering a two gram bag of free nuggets to any of-age customer who purchases $30 worth of smoking accessories or the like from its head shop.

Which brings us to LegalChronicDelivery.com, whose home page asks, "Weed Delivered?" Yep: "Buy a 'I ♥ Colorado' bumper sticker to show your support for legal cannabis and we throw in a free sack of chronic, wax or edible of your choice!"

The site poses several other natural questions, accompanied by the following answers:

Isn't it still illegal to sell weed?

We do not "sell weed." We sell cannabis legalization support merchandise and gift you chronic when you purchase a bumper sticker to show your support of legal weed!

How is this legal?

In 2012 Coloradans overwhelmingly voted to amend our state constitution to allow anyone 21 or over in Colorado to posses up to an ounce, and to consume cannabis in private.

Why can't I just buy it in a store?

The state legislature will not be finished with the rules and regulations of selling cannabis in stores until Jan 2014. Then it is likely the medical only dispensaries will be opened to the public. Till then, just call us!

The site's order page reads, "Show Your Support: Buy 1 sticker, get a free eighth, buy 5 and get a free ounce!" In addition, it provides a look at the $50 bumper sticker.

Continue to see the sticker, as well as the website's gift menu of marijuana strains.



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zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

I guess its time to say i told you so! idiots

Mozart99
Mozart99

Perhaps they took their site down because they have no product. Otherwise they have gone out of business or been forced out of business.

Scott R. Shriver
Scott R. Shriver

Ah... The old switch-a-roo... kind of like, buy me dinner, and i'll 'gift' you the sex. Nice.

Mozart99
Mozart99

Great story. I think they should offer more bumper stickers though.

Jónatas Roze
Jónatas Roze

$75 seems to be the going rate on the East Coast--it was when I was in DC. But, this ain't the East Coast so bum deal.

Jónatas Roze
Jónatas Roze

$50 for 1/8 and the shit is legal! what a rip.

CoreyDonahue
CoreyDonahue

IN THE INTEREST OF THE EFFICIENT USE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT RESOURCES, WEED IS LEGAL IN COLORADO.  

Sounds kind of stupid, but hey what can we expoect from readers of the Wasteword.

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY SHALL ENACT AN EXCISE TAX TO BE LEVIED UPON MARIJUANA SOLD OR OTHERWISE TRANSFERRED BY A MARIJUANA CULTIVATION FACILITY TO A MARIJUANA PRODUCT MANUFACTURING FACILITY OR TO A RETAIL MARIJUANA STORE AT A RATE NOT TO EXCEED FIFTEEN PERCENT PRIOR TO JANUARY 1, 2017 AND AT A RATE TO BE DETERMINED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY THEREAFTER, AND SHALL DIRECT THE DEPARTMENT TO ESTABLISH PROCEDURES FOR THE COLLECTION OF ALL TAXES LEVIED. PROVIDED, THE FIRST FORTY MILLION DOLLARS IN REVENUE RAISED ANNUALLY FROM ANY SUCH EXCISE TAX SHALL BE CREDITED TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOL CAPITAL CONSTRUCTION ASSISTANCE FUND CREATED BY ARTICLE 43.7 OF TITLE 22, C.R.S., OR ANY SUCCESSOR FUND DEDICATED TO A SIMILAR PURPOSE. PROVIDED FURTHER, NO SUCH EXCISE TAX SHALL BE LEVIED UPON MARIJUANA INTENDED FOR SALE AT MEDICAL MARIJUANA CENTERS PURSUANT TO SECTION 14 OF THIS ARTICLE AND THE COLORADO MEDICAL MARIJUANA CODE.

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg

I'm waiting on the 'Oyster' ad :

EACH  $250 blow-job CUMS w/ a FREE ounce .........


tutonehcc
tutonehcc

TuTone recommends using closed social networks rather than open networks.  Jace Larson 9News just warned everyone not to use Craigslist as someone really did get busted and really did get his stash nabbed by the po.  Think Tweets, think Facebook Friends, always keep it amongst friends.  Times are changing fast, business models are changing, but don't get derailed, stay on track.  We have to do our best to supply the County with Cannabis Colorado and make a good impression doing so.  Aim big, we're all gonna get rich!

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@Mozart99 Didn't realize the site had been taken down, Mozart99. Just checked, and it definitely appears to be gone, at least for now. Thanks.

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@Mozart99 Businesses like these seem to be coming up with new offers every day, Mozart99. Thanks for posting.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@CoreyDonahue 

Weedword -- all Puerile Pot Clowns, all the Time

Westweed -- where Stupid Stoners gather to drool


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... only fools would have surrendered UNLIMITED TAXING authority to the BigGovernment Politicians and the Insatiable Department of Revenue over anything they actually cared about.

Fools who are too ignorant to recall that Marijuana was initially outlawed in the U$A not by criminal statute, but by TAXATION.

Fucking morons.

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

fuck you donkey just read instead of rant you idiot!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@Juan_Leg  ... oral sex for $$ is illegal.

Perhaps the "lawyers" that told these ignorant stoners their "free" scheme would withstand legal challenge can advise all the WHORES on Colfax that they can avoid arrest if they advertise FREE Blowjobs with the Purchase of a $25 condom.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@tutonehcc im sorry mr business man but is your business registered with the state of colorado do you pay taxes like all the other businesses in the state ? you can not build a multi million dollar industy on criminal pretenses.  If you dont contribute to the state and you leach off of loopholes man you are gonna have problems way worse issues

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@tutonehcc .... Convicted Criminal Tommy Tutone gives free advice on Committing Crime

Worth every penny.

LOL.

JimTom
JimTom

I don't, never have and never will pay taxes for the weed I sell or buy. Long live the black market!

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @Juan_Leg

"Perhaps the "lawyers" that told these ignorant stoners their "free" scheme would withstand legal challenge can advise all the WHORES on Colfax that they can avoid arrest if they advertise FREE Blowjobs with the Purchase of a $25 condom."

HA HA HA HA HA EXACTLY!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

Your days of being a supplicant succubus to BigGovernemt whores are numbered, as A64 completely destroyed the "medical" marijuana retail industry you paid 10s of thousands of $$$ to enter.

Only fools will buy RETAIL ... only fools ever did buy RETAIL.

Grow Your Own and put the Greedy Big $$ Dispensary Cartels and their Parasitic Bedfellows at the insatiable Dept. of Revenue out of business !!


JimTom
JimTom

Does that mean the convicted NUT-TAPPER will instruct also?

JimTom
JimTom

so? like you weren't before they created the fake MMJ.

JimTom
JimTom

I under cut dispensary prices and sell higher quailty product everyday.

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

when was the last time you saw a federal shut down in colorado???? we operate under guidelines i have always been compliant with the state and yes i will risk it....  you are an idiot anytime you get the balls to get your fat ass up from your keyboard i would love to hit you in your ignorant face.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... so you risk 10 YEARS MINIMUM MANDATORY Federal Prison time by exceeding 1000 plants ( LIFE in Prison if they sum your annual grow count ) to produce a paltry 10 lbs per week ... of which your retail dispensary only manages to sell 3 (three) pounds per week?

You have NO CHANCE competing with the gray market -- never did, never will.

Might as well close shop now and move on with your life ... to something you are competent at.



zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

and mother fucker my style gets additional crops a year because the time it takes me to complete a crop these basement grows HAVE 6 PLANTS TO FUCK WITH. they will not compete!

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

i use a sea of green type grow i would explain how this works and  the way i do it but your tiny brain wouldnt grasp it im sure im more productive than i need to be to make what i need to live if you think there is a problem with this then you are offically crazy...

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "MY PERPETUAL HARVEST GIVE ME 10-15 LBS A WEEK [using 6000 plants]"

LOL! ... done all the time by others with less than 400 plants in cycle.


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "and my plant count also inclueds my veg man 6000 plants doesnt mean 6000 flowering plants "

So 3k in veg, and 3k in flower .. or 2k in clone, 2k in veg and 2k in flower?

Still doesn't explain the EPIC FAILURE of only harvesting 40lbs per month from such a massive plant count.


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... so how small is your 6000 (six thousand) plant warehouse?

The one that only produces 40 lbs per MONTH.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

did i say my garded was 50,000 sq ft i said there were 50,000 sq ft in denver mine is much smaller but i do just fine this financial situation you speak of is in your head

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ..."about 10 maybe 15 lbs a week man idk where you get  your absurd numbers! my store does about 3 a week on average i whole sale the rest"

ROTFLMAO !!

Only 40 - 60 lbs per month from 6000 plants in a 50,000 sq ft warehouse ? 

Only 12 (twelve) lbs sold retail PER MONTH from your dispensary?

ROTFLMAO!! ... Epic FAIL!



zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

and perpetual harvets are about 10 maybe 15 lbs a week man idk where you get  your absurd numbers! my store does about 3 a week on average i whole sale the rest

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... so you and your wholesale customers do not comply with the 70%% / 30%% rule ?

What dispensary would buy wholesale from you when they can produce their own for less -- and are required to produce at least 70%% of their own supply by law anyway?


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "and im a small dispensary 6000 isnt shit"

6k plants should be netting you around 3000 - 4000 lbs per harvest.

You really expect anyone to believe that your dispensary pushes that much weight legally over the retail counter every few months?

LOL!


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... you provide no valid reason, just wishful delusion based upon your denial of the uncomfortable financial reality where you are now stuck.

The gray market will always outperform you.

Econ 101.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

now you are just ranting again..... i just gave you vaild reasons why medical is here to stay and this is what you tell me...... where is all this weed being sold man im really interested cause all the medical pot has been accounted for and is tracked.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "my store has 50 lbs in it! who can compete... they have 6 plants i have 6000"

That will guarantee you a MINIMUM 10 year Federal Prison sentence ... as your lawyer no doubt warned you.

Those 50,000 sq ft LICENSED COMMERCIAL INDOOR grows will always be at an economic disadvantage to the unlicensed grows that have FAR LESS $$$ overhead in their production chain ... including of course the 1000s of pounds of California and Oregon bud -- at ~$1200 / lb FOB --  that floods into Colorado every month.

Unless you're going to push more Pot out the Back Door to stay alive, your days are numbered.

The "protection $$" you paid the State purchased you nothing but the "dream" of wealth.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

pissh dude there are 50,000+ sq ft medical gardens in denver you think they can compete ok buddy! you sound stupid! the website is already down they are out of bud already my store has 50 lbs in it! who can compete... they have 6 plants i have 6000

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123  ... moron. The GRAY MARKET delivery services and private growers selling direct will DESTROY YOU.

You're struggling now financially under the oppressive commercial overheads -- competing every day for a continuously dwindling LICENSED customer base -- just wait until 50%+ of them disappear when they no longer need to play the "medical" charade.

You've got less than 12 months before your Retail Medical Dispensary becomes economically irrelevant.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

These Locations wont push us out man. they are going to have to follow the same ZONING RESTRICTIONS as dispensaris and struggle to find cultivation space and retail space just like we all did in the beginning. HOW MANY retail stores can you open when dispensaries blanket the city of denver how many warehouses will there be if we have them all. you dont know how marijuana business works maybe you should get a clue

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 @DonkeyHotay @tutonehcc 

You really have no comprehension of how market forces work, do you?

The Unlicensed Gray Market will ALWAYS be able to out-perform the Brick and Mortar Retail stores that are burdened with MASSIVE $$$$ overheads like commercial rents, HUGE License Fees, Payroll, Insurance, TAXES and more TAXES.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

not when you can get 99$ oz from dispensaries and not wait in line behind 100 tourists to get a 50$ eighth... colorados medical industy will remain the "private clubs" for residents dont be stupid.. i have been doing this a lot longer than your dumb ass

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 @DonkeyHotay @tutonehcc 

The vast majority of "medical" patients were merely recreational stoners hiding behind the pretense of A20.

They will all be gone from your already diminished  and still shrinking customer base.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

Medical and retal are seperate AMENDMENT 20 is AMENDMENT 20 and AMENDMENT 64  is AMENDMENT 64. Do i need to post the line from 64 stating that Medical Provisions are unaffected? plz dont make me do it and make u look even stupider again!

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