Marijuana: Legal Chronic Delivery's free-weed-but-$50-for-a-bumper-sticker deal disappears


Here's the sticker:
legal chronic delivery bumper sticker.jpg
Likewise, the page provides a field for individuals to enter their name and phone number, as well as a clickable box whose accompanying text states: "I agree that I am at least 21 years old, and that I will consume my gift marijuana in accordance with law."

As for the free marijuana, it's not one-strain-fits-all, as seen in the following "gift menu:"

legal chronic delivery gift menu.jpg
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Regarding the "legal info" page, it stresses that those bringing the sticker and free marijuana (the delivery area is currently "Denver between the Interstates 70, 25, and 225") will check IDs before presenting the merchandise. In addition, a significant section of Amendment 64 is reprinted:
IN THE INTEREST OF THE EFFICIENT USE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT RESOURCES, ENHANCING REVENUE FOR PUBLIC PURPOSES, AND INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM, THE PEOPLE OF THE STATE OF COLORADO FIND AND DECLARE THAT THE USE OF MARIJUANA SHOULD BE LEGAL FOR PERSONS TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER

NOTWITHSTANDING ANY OTHER PROVISION OF LAW, THE FOLLOWING ACTS ARE NOT UNLAWFUL AND SHALL NOT BE AN OFFENSE UNDER COLORADO LAW OR BE A BASIS FOR SEIZURE OR FORFEITURE OF ASSETS UNDER COLORADO LAW FOR PERSONS TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER:

• MANUFACTURE, POSSESSION, OR PURCHASE OF MARIJUANA ACCESSORIES OR THE SALE OF MARIJUANA ACCESSORIES TO A PERSON WHO IS TWENTY-ONE YEARS OF AGE OR OLDER.

• POSSESSING, DISPLAYING, OR TRANSPORTING MARIJUANA OR MARIJUANA PRODUCTS; PURCHASE OF MARIJUANA FROM A MARIJUANA CULTIVATION FACILITY; PURCHASE OF MARIJUANA OR MARIJUANA PRODUCTS FROM A MARIJUANA PRODUCT MANUFACTURING FACILITY; OR SALE OF MARIJUANA OR MARIJUANA PRODUCTS TO CONSUMERS, IF THE PERSON CONDUCTING THE ACTIVITIES DESCRIBED IN THIS PARAGRAPH HAS OBTAINED A CURRENT, VALID LICENSE TO OPERATE A RETAIL MARIJUANA STORE OR IS ACTING IN HIS OR HER CAPACITY AS AN OWNER, EMPLOYEE OR AGENT OF A LICENSED RETAIL MARIJUANA STORE.

• PACKAGING, PROCESSING, TRANSPORTING, MANUFACTURING, DISPLAYING, OR POSSESSING MARIJUANA OR MARIJUANA PRODUCTS; DELIVERY OR TRANSFER OF MARIJUANA OR MARIJUANA PRODUCTS TO A MARIJUANA TESTING FACILITY; SELLING MARIJUANA OR MARIJUANA PRODUCTS TO A RETAIL MARIJUANA STORE OR A MARIJUANA PRODUCT MANUFACTURING FACILITY; THE PURCHASE OF MARIJUANA FROM A MARIJUANA CULTIVATION FACILITY; OR THE PURCHASE OF MARIJUANA OR MARIJUANA PRODUCTS FROM A MARIJUANA PRODUCT MANUFACTURING FACILITY, IF THE PERSON CONDUCTING THE ACTIVITIES DESCRIBED IN THIS PARAGRAPH HAS OBTAINED A CURRENT, VALID LICENSE TO OPERATE A MARIJUANA PRODUCT MANUFACTURING FACILITY OR IS ACTING IN HIS OR HER CAPACITY AS AN OWNER, EMPLOYEE, OR AGENT OF A LICENSED MARIJUANA PRODUCT MANUFACTURING FACILITY.

The post-script to these words is a note reiterating the basic notion behind Legal Chronic Delivery, plus a motto to live by: "We can only provide free marijuana to people 21 and older. Stay high, stay cool, stay kind."

More from our Marijuana archive: "Marijuana for free on Craigslist? Maybe with a donation -- or as a bonus for another purchase."

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110 comments
zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

I guess its time to say i told you so! idiots

Mozart99
Mozart99

Perhaps they took their site down because they have no product. Otherwise they have gone out of business or been forced out of business.

Scott R. Shriver
Scott R. Shriver

Ah... The old switch-a-roo... kind of like, buy me dinner, and i'll 'gift' you the sex. Nice.

Mozart99
Mozart99

Great story. I think they should offer more bumper stickers though.

Jónatas Roze
Jónatas Roze

$75 seems to be the going rate on the East Coast--it was when I was in DC. But, this ain't the East Coast so bum deal.

Jónatas Roze
Jónatas Roze

$50 for 1/8 and the shit is legal! what a rip.

CoreyDonahue
CoreyDonahue

IN THE INTEREST OF THE EFFICIENT USE OF LAW ENFORCEMENT RESOURCES, WEED IS LEGAL IN COLORADO.  

Sounds kind of stupid, but hey what can we expoect from readers of the Wasteword.

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY SHALL ENACT AN EXCISE TAX TO BE LEVIED UPON MARIJUANA SOLD OR OTHERWISE TRANSFERRED BY A MARIJUANA CULTIVATION FACILITY TO A MARIJUANA PRODUCT MANUFACTURING FACILITY OR TO A RETAIL MARIJUANA STORE AT A RATE NOT TO EXCEED FIFTEEN PERCENT PRIOR TO JANUARY 1, 2017 AND AT A RATE TO BE DETERMINED BY THE GENERAL ASSEMBLY THEREAFTER, AND SHALL DIRECT THE DEPARTMENT TO ESTABLISH PROCEDURES FOR THE COLLECTION OF ALL TAXES LEVIED. PROVIDED, THE FIRST FORTY MILLION DOLLARS IN REVENUE RAISED ANNUALLY FROM ANY SUCH EXCISE TAX SHALL BE CREDITED TO THE PUBLIC SCHOOL CAPITAL CONSTRUCTION ASSISTANCE FUND CREATED BY ARTICLE 43.7 OF TITLE 22, C.R.S., OR ANY SUCCESSOR FUND DEDICATED TO A SIMILAR PURPOSE. PROVIDED FURTHER, NO SUCH EXCISE TAX SHALL BE LEVIED UPON MARIJUANA INTENDED FOR SALE AT MEDICAL MARIJUANA CENTERS PURSUANT TO SECTION 14 OF THIS ARTICLE AND THE COLORADO MEDICAL MARIJUANA CODE.

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg

I'm waiting on the 'Oyster' ad :

EACH  $250 blow-job CUMS w/ a FREE ounce .........


tutonehcc
tutonehcc

TuTone recommends using closed social networks rather than open networks.  Jace Larson 9News just warned everyone not to use Craigslist as someone really did get busted and really did get his stash nabbed by the po.  Think Tweets, think Facebook Friends, always keep it amongst friends.  Times are changing fast, business models are changing, but don't get derailed, stay on track.  We have to do our best to supply the County with Cannabis Colorado and make a good impression doing so.  Aim big, we're all gonna get rich!

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@Mozart99 Didn't realize the site had been taken down, Mozart99. Just checked, and it definitely appears to be gone, at least for now. Thanks.

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@Mozart99 Businesses like these seem to be coming up with new offers every day, Mozart99. Thanks for posting.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@CoreyDonahue 

Weedword -- all Puerile Pot Clowns, all the Time

Westweed -- where Stupid Stoners gather to drool


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... only fools would have surrendered UNLIMITED TAXING authority to the BigGovernment Politicians and the Insatiable Department of Revenue over anything they actually cared about.

Fools who are too ignorant to recall that Marijuana was initially outlawed in the U$A not by criminal statute, but by TAXATION.

Fucking morons.

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

fuck you donkey just read instead of rant you idiot!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@Juan_Leg  ... oral sex for $$ is illegal.

Perhaps the "lawyers" that told these ignorant stoners their "free" scheme would withstand legal challenge can advise all the WHORES on Colfax that they can avoid arrest if they advertise FREE Blowjobs with the Purchase of a $25 condom.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@tutonehcc im sorry mr business man but is your business registered with the state of colorado do you pay taxes like all the other businesses in the state ? you can not build a multi million dollar industy on criminal pretenses.  If you dont contribute to the state and you leach off of loopholes man you are gonna have problems way worse issues

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@tutonehcc .... Convicted Criminal Tommy Tutone gives free advice on Committing Crime

Worth every penny.

LOL.

JimTom
JimTom

I don't, never have and never will pay taxes for the weed I sell or buy. Long live the black market!

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @Juan_Leg

"Perhaps the "lawyers" that told these ignorant stoners their "free" scheme would withstand legal challenge can advise all the WHORES on Colfax that they can avoid arrest if they advertise FREE Blowjobs with the Purchase of a $25 condom."

HA HA HA HA HA EXACTLY!

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

Your days of being a supplicant succubus to BigGovernemt whores are numbered, as A64 completely destroyed the "medical" marijuana retail industry you paid 10s of thousands of $$$ to enter.

Only fools will buy RETAIL ... only fools ever did buy RETAIL.

Grow Your Own and put the Greedy Big $$ Dispensary Cartels and their Parasitic Bedfellows at the insatiable Dept. of Revenue out of business !!


JimTom
JimTom

Does that mean the convicted NUT-TAPPER will instruct also?

JimTom
JimTom

so? like you weren't before they created the fake MMJ.

JimTom
JimTom

I under cut dispensary prices and sell higher quailty product everyday.

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

when was the last time you saw a federal shut down in colorado???? we operate under guidelines i have always been compliant with the state and yes i will risk it....  you are an idiot anytime you get the balls to get your fat ass up from your keyboard i would love to hit you in your ignorant face.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... so you risk 10 YEARS MINIMUM MANDATORY Federal Prison time by exceeding 1000 plants ( LIFE in Prison if they sum your annual grow count ) to produce a paltry 10 lbs per week ... of which your retail dispensary only manages to sell 3 (three) pounds per week?

You have NO CHANCE competing with the gray market -- never did, never will.

Might as well close shop now and move on with your life ... to something you are competent at.



zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

and mother fucker my style gets additional crops a year because the time it takes me to complete a crop these basement grows HAVE 6 PLANTS TO FUCK WITH. they will not compete!

zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

i use a sea of green type grow i would explain how this works and  the way i do it but your tiny brain wouldnt grasp it im sure im more productive than i need to be to make what i need to live if you think there is a problem with this then you are offically crazy...

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "MY PERPETUAL HARVEST GIVE ME 10-15 LBS A WEEK [using 6000 plants]"

LOL! ... done all the time by others with less than 400 plants in cycle.


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "and my plant count also inclueds my veg man 6000 plants doesnt mean 6000 flowering plants "

So 3k in veg, and 3k in flower .. or 2k in clone, 2k in veg and 2k in flower?

Still doesn't explain the EPIC FAILURE of only harvesting 40lbs per month from such a massive plant count.


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... so how small is your 6000 (six thousand) plant warehouse?

The one that only produces 40 lbs per MONTH.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

did i say my garded was 50,000 sq ft i said there were 50,000 sq ft in denver mine is much smaller but i do just fine this financial situation you speak of is in your head

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ..."about 10 maybe 15 lbs a week man idk where you get  your absurd numbers! my store does about 3 a week on average i whole sale the rest"

ROTFLMAO !!

Only 40 - 60 lbs per month from 6000 plants in a 50,000 sq ft warehouse ? 

Only 12 (twelve) lbs sold retail PER MONTH from your dispensary?

ROTFLMAO!! ... Epic FAIL!



zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

and perpetual harvets are about 10 maybe 15 lbs a week man idk where you get  your absurd numbers! my store does about 3 a week on average i whole sale the rest

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... so you and your wholesale customers do not comply with the 70%% / 30%% rule ?

What dispensary would buy wholesale from you when they can produce their own for less -- and are required to produce at least 70%% of their own supply by law anyway?


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "and im a small dispensary 6000 isnt shit"

6k plants should be netting you around 3000 - 4000 lbs per harvest.

You really expect anyone to believe that your dispensary pushes that much weight legally over the retail counter every few months?

LOL!


DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 ... you provide no valid reason, just wishful delusion based upon your denial of the uncomfortable financial reality where you are now stuck.

The gray market will always outperform you.

Econ 101.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

now you are just ranting again..... i just gave you vaild reasons why medical is here to stay and this is what you tell me...... where is all this weed being sold man im really interested cause all the medical pot has been accounted for and is tracked.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 "my store has 50 lbs in it! who can compete... they have 6 plants i have 6000"

That will guarantee you a MINIMUM 10 year Federal Prison sentence ... as your lawyer no doubt warned you.

Those 50,000 sq ft LICENSED COMMERCIAL INDOOR grows will always be at an economic disadvantage to the unlicensed grows that have FAR LESS $$$ overhead in their production chain ... including of course the 1000s of pounds of California and Oregon bud -- at ~$1200 / lb FOB --  that floods into Colorado every month.

Unless you're going to push more Pot out the Back Door to stay alive, your days are numbered.

The "protection $$" you paid the State purchased you nothing but the "dream" of wealth.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 

pissh dude there are 50,000+ sq ft medical gardens in denver you think they can compete ok buddy! you sound stupid! the website is already down they are out of bud already my store has 50 lbs in it! who can compete... they have 6 plants i have 6000

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123  ... moron. The GRAY MARKET delivery services and private growers selling direct will DESTROY YOU.

You're struggling now financially under the oppressive commercial overheads -- competing every day for a continuously dwindling LICENSED customer base -- just wait until 50%+ of them disappear when they no longer need to play the "medical" charade.

You've got less than 12 months before your Retail Medical Dispensary becomes economically irrelevant.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

These Locations wont push us out man. they are going to have to follow the same ZONING RESTRICTIONS as dispensaris and struggle to find cultivation space and retail space just like we all did in the beginning. HOW MANY retail stores can you open when dispensaries blanket the city of denver how many warehouses will there be if we have them all. you dont know how marijuana business works maybe you should get a clue

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 @DonkeyHotay @tutonehcc 

You really have no comprehension of how market forces work, do you?

The Unlicensed Gray Market will ALWAYS be able to out-perform the Brick and Mortar Retail stores that are burdened with MASSIVE $$$$ overheads like commercial rents, HUGE License Fees, Payroll, Insurance, TAXES and more TAXES.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

not when you can get 99$ oz from dispensaries and not wait in line behind 100 tourists to get a 50$ eighth... colorados medical industy will remain the "private clubs" for residents dont be stupid.. i have been doing this a lot longer than your dumb ass

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@zgonzalez123 @DonkeyHotay @tutonehcc 

The vast majority of "medical" patients were merely recreational stoners hiding behind the pretense of A20.

They will all be gone from your already diminished  and still shrinking customer base.


zgonzalez123
zgonzalez123

@DonkeyHotay @zgonzalez123 @tutonehcc 

Medical and retal are seperate AMENDMENT 20 is AMENDMENT 20 and AMENDMENT 64  is AMENDMENT 64. Do i need to post the line from 64 stating that Medical Provisions are unaffected? plz dont make me do it and make u look even stupider again!

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