Photos: Ten funniest posts on Redditt's Denver Circlejerk


Number 6: We've got a feeling these nuggets don't play basketball....
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I'm forming a drug activism group at my college, what do you think of the logo?

Number 5: The opposite of a foot fetish

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Pedestrians. Fuck each and every one of them.

Just who do they think they are? Never following the fucking rules, walking out when the hand is red, running red lights, crossing all willy-nilly wherever they please with their smug "I am a pedestrian so I am better than you" look. Just today I saw some cockbag running in the bike lane on the wrong side of the street. What the serious fuck? So laws mean nothing to pedestrians and the cops do nothing about it? And we are all supposed to be all careful around them, not smash our huge-mobiles into them when they walk around in their stupid shoes? I mean honestly, why did I install a battering ram on my 700 ton pickup if I can't smash law-breaking pedestrians with it?

Seriously, all pedestrians are fucking assholes that deserve to be shot dead on sight.

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Redditor
Redditor

It's spelled Reddit- as in, "Bro, do you even Reddit?"

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

I really like the anti-pedestrian guy. Sure, I may pedest from time to time, but this guy makes some very valid points.

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