Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2013 edition

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Texts From Last Night is a replenishing resource: Every day, something else weird or funny pops up there, from all over the country -- including here, as we proved in last year's post focusing on the 303 area code.

For proof, check out our 2013 top ten of hilarious messages from the 303, photo-illustrated for your pleasure.

Number 10: Slippery when wet

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Number 9: How to last four hours

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Continue for more of our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2013 edition.

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Half Aspen
Half Aspen

Yeah, the time I texted a co-worker to let me use his putty (for pipe-fitting). It auto-corrected putty.

Lucy Britches
Lucy Britches

you guys have got to get better stock photos!

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