Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines, 2013 collection


Number 6: Stairway to heaven
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You know you're from Colorado when...you can run up ten flights of stairs without huffing and puffing.

Number 5: Hold your pole

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You know you're from Colorado when...you cast out your fishing line while white-water rafting.

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wethepeople65
wethepeople65

Was that suppost to be funny? Lame article!!

Jackson
Jackson

This is stupid it should be titled "...you know you moved to Colorado from _________ when..."

ryanjohnsmith1013
ryanjohnsmith1013

When you spend the day in front of your computer with a boner refreshing Phish's website waiting for announcements on their Summer tour.

Stephan Reuchlein
Stephan Reuchlein

When you pull into a Mc Donalds ar 1000am and the guy in the next car is hitting a bong in the drivers seat. Colorado is turning to shit.

chipthomas1
chipthomas1

The people on here say that these do not apply...must be transplants.  I am a native and yes some of them do apply!!  Very Much So!

Adam Johnson
Adam Johnson like.author.displayName 1 Like

You look forward to snow more then sunshine!!!

Stacey Vogelbacher
Stacey Vogelbacher

Agreed@Anna I am from colorado a native and umm none of those would be things I say...not sure who came up with that list but they were not from CO...

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg topcommenter like.author.displayName like.author.displayName 2 Like

..... if the cost of an ounce of good bud is less than $200 .

Jana Leeney
Jana Leeney

when it snows, rains and sunshiny all in one day!

Cognitive_Dissident
Cognitive_Dissident topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

"The right of no person to keep and bear arms in defense of his home, person and property, or in aid of the civil power when thereto legally summoned, shall be called in question; but nothing herein contained shall be construed to justify the practice of carrying concealed weapons."

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg topcommenter

When 1/2 your childhood's dinner time  'Graces' included John Elway ....

Anna Foster Dolan
Anna Foster Dolan like.author.displayName 1 Like

You know you're from Colorado when Westword lists of "You know you're from Colorado when..." do not apply to you at all.

Jayme Boszor
Jayme Boszor like.author.displayName 1 Like

You eat Ice Cream when it snows! I always do this

Juan_Leg
Juan_Leg topcommenter

@Jayme Boszor  & mucho' hot Mexican in the summer !

Brent Miller
Brent Miller

When I'm at Casa Bonita eating sopapillas. =)

kirbtron
kirbtron like.author.displayName 1 Like

Great list, but #3 is bullshit. There are so so so many cities with worse drivers that run far more red lights. Have you ever driven in Miami?

Stephen At Half Aspen
Stephen At Half Aspen like.author.displayName 1 Like

You're arrested for some petty bullshit. Come on vacation and you'll leave on probation.

Cognitive_Dissident
Cognitive_Dissident topcommenter like.author.displayName 1 Like

@Stephen At Half Aspen Sounds more like Missouri.

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