Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines, 2013 collection


Number 4: Well, it's true for some Coloradans....
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You know you're from Colorado when...you think gun control is a steady hand.

Number 3: There was plenty of time, officer!

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You know you're from Colorado when...you are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.

Continue to keep counting down the 2013 collection of You know you're from Colorado when... punchlines.



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Emily Demonbrun
Emily Demonbrun

actually you dont know anything about me or my passion for traveling. so maybe you shouldnt be rude.

Ryan Harter
Ryan Harter

.......Peyton Manning!!! Evan Weishaar you know what I am talking about.

Ryan Harter
Ryan Harter

Kansas weather doesn't add up to its reputation compared to Colorado.

Christine Girimonti
Christine Girimonti

you have a beer belly like Peyton Manning several months after moving from a place with bad beers.

Brandon French
Brandon French

You're bumpin chairs on a bluebird day (for you're 7th season) and someone ask's you with 100% curiosity while holding up the line when every glorious seat on that lift needs to be filled... "Where do y'all keep them moguls in the summertime?" and you're reply is, "Mogul shed on the backside bro!" as you drag them to the load line without slowing the lift, skipping a chair, OR knocking off their cowboy hat... your'e last thought as they glide away into the distance with a big "Yee haw!" is.... "better sit all the way back in that seat buddy, frozen jeans can be a little slippery at altitude"

Niles Clark
Niles Clark

you cant live a day without green chili :)

Niles Clark
Niles Clark

you wear flipflops w/ a sherpa & the elbows have holes, but your still totally vogue.

Amber James
Amber James

your heart is still there, no matter where you are

Jonathan Rojas
Jonathan Rojas

-drive a truck, Colorado, the only state with more trucks registered than cars. Those of you who think we all drive Subarus must only know Vail and Boulder

Jonathan Rojas
Jonathan Rojas

-you throw your trash in a trash can... This town used to be immaculate.Go home dirty people.

Paula Abolafia
Paula Abolafia

when you have an extensive record with your insurance because your car skated and crashed the neighbors car

Melissa Poland
Melissa Poland

You use the mountains to know which way is west.

Ann Redford
Ann Redford

90% of the people you know were born in another state.

Alicia Sierra
Alicia Sierra

You go from shorts and flip flops to ski clothes in the same day. Then back to shorts and flip flops

Jason Breault
Jason Breault

When the most pressing issue of the day is wax or shatter

Jason Breault
Jason Breault

When your girl friend and dog are one in the same

Jason Breault
Jason Breault

When you roll with goggles on the rear view in July

Jason Breault
Jason Breault

When pass in the right lane and roll in the left

Darleen Michael-Baker
Darleen Michael-Baker

You know you're from Colorado when you've lived in Wyoming for 35 years and still claim Colorado as home.

Brian Mosbey
Brian Mosbey

your driving on one street that is named one thing and it majically transforms itself into another name across the intersection.

Denise Dietz
Denise Dietz

You mow your grass and then shovel the driveway. :/

Sid Quintana
Sid Quintana

When yuppies with ugly puppies take over your 5generation hood

Alicia V Wrapp
Alicia V Wrapp

you know where all the medical marijuana dispensaries are.

Carlos Perez
Carlos Perez

when you're having a barbecue in a foot of snow

Holly Miller
Holly Miller

you make sure your Halloween costume fits over your snowsuit for trick or treating! :)

Brie Lysek
Brie Lysek

You have to check the license plate or put some sort of decor (magnet, bumper sticker,etc) to make sure you get in the right Subaru.

Heather Somerville
Heather Somerville

Don't forget the snacks, scraper, blanket or sleeping bag and snow boots in case you get stuck on I-70 in a storm.

Comedy Works
Comedy Works

you get to see some of the BEST local comedy in your backyard!

Alissa Smalls
Alissa Smalls

You will hike anywhere. Doesn't matter if it's not an established hiking trail, closed down by floods, closed down by a government shutdown. You will go hiking, God willing!

Patricia Inez Reimann
Patricia Inez Reimann

I am from Washington, dude there are more Subarus here than any other car as well. Same with Idaho and Oregon. Everyone thinks that Subarus are mainly in their state but if you don't travel you don't realize that they are dominating the western half of the US.

Coren Goff
Coren Goff

you think you can take your dog anywhere you go! :)

Kristin A Brandenburg
Kristin A Brandenburg

You keep flip flops, a hoodie, and umbrella, and a t-shirt in your call at all times to account for whatever the weather may be in a particular hour.

Lucie Perez
Lucie Perez

When it's snowing outside but you go to work wearing short sleeves anyway, because you know when you leave work it will be 70F :)

Jason Hornyak
Jason Hornyak

when you have the self awareness to understand where you are from. did i win?

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