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Number 3: There was plenty of time, officer!
You know you're from Colorado when...you are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.
Continue to keep counting down the 2013 collection of You know you're from Colorado when... punchlines.
This is stupid it should be titled "...you know you moved to Colorado from _________ when..."
When you spend the day in front of your computer with a boner refreshing Phish's website waiting for announcements on their Summer tour.
When you pull into a Mc Donalds ar 1000am and the guy in the next car is hitting a bong in the drivers seat. Colorado is turning to shit.
The people on here say that these do not apply...must be transplants. Â I am a native and yes some of them do apply!! Â Very Much So!
Agreed@Anna I am from colorado a native and umm none of those would be things I say...not sure who came up with that list but they were not from CO...
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"The right of no person to keep and bear arms in defense of his home, person and property, or in aid of the civil power when thereto legally summoned, shall be called in question; but nothing herein contained shall be construed to justify the practice of carrying concealed weapons."
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You know you're from Colorado when Westword lists of "You know you're from Colorado when..." do not apply to you at all.
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Great list, but #3 is bullshit. There are so so so many cities with worse drivers that run far more red lights. Have you ever driven in Miami?
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You're arrested for some petty bullshit. Come on vacation and you'll leave on probation.
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