Oxford's urinals top our list of alternative Denver tour stops: What tops yours?

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To pee or not to pee?
Civic boosters love to travel to other cities to see how they do business -- and maybe engage in some monkey business themselves. The Denver Metro Chamber of Commerce's City-to-City Leadership Exchange (LEX) will make its 24th annual trip in October -- this one to Pittsburgh (last year was Austin). And this week, the Greater Richmond Chamber's InterCity program has brought 150 Virginians to Denver to learn about "downtown redevelopment, fostering creativity and entrepreneurism, retaining young professionals and promoting active lifestyles." In the snow.

Yes, the group's three-day spree starts today -- which means everyone was packing for their trip when it was 80 degrees in Denver. And although Richmond sees about ten inches of snow a year, we doubt they're used to much in May.

And if they're not being pelted with flakes outside, they'll be snowed indoors today during presentations by the heads of Visit Denver and our chamber of commerce, followed by tours of Coors Field (the Colorado Rockies are wisely in Los Angeles, preferring baseball to snowballs) and LoDo. Along for that trek will be Peter Chapman, Richmond's deputy chief administrative officer for Economic and Community Development and a former advisor to then-Denver mayor John Hickenlooper. "You will have the benefit of really delving into what I think is a compelling urban-revitalization, downtown-transformation case study," Chapman told the crew at last week's orientation for the trip, according to the Richmond Times-Dispatch. (Hope that orientation program included a warning about the affect of alcohol at this altitude.)

Since our visitors from Richmond will be in the neighborhood, anyway, we're offering a snow-day diversion: Head directly to the Oxford Hotel, where McCormick's Fish House and Bar offers Irish coffee for a buck whenever it snows. Drink enough that you'll need to head to the bathroom, where the men's urinals are a tourist attraction in their own right. Rumor has it that Bat Masterson once emptied his, um, weapon in these massive marble beauties that will dwarf anyone but the most confident man.

Then, back on the first floor and watching the snow still falling outside, continue drinking Irish coffee until the 4p.m. opening of Oxford's Cruise Room, a historic bar designed to look like a lounge on the Queen Mary. It launched the day after Prohibition ended.

There's no business like snow business.

We'd suggest a quick trip over to Colfax for a mid-day break -- but Smiley's, the world's largest laundromat, and Kitty's, the stroke club with the world's stickiest floor, have both closed.

What other suggestions do you have for our visitors from Richmond? Post your itineraries below. And while you're contemplating this town's important sights (and sites), enjoy this video of the Oxford urinals by Mike Deaton:

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The Oxford Hotel

1600 17th St., Denver, CO

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mandomatic91
mandomatic91

I've always loved those urinals too. Somehow I always thought if we were under nuclear attack I would run for those and hide inside. They have to be completely bomb proof.

mandomatic91
mandomatic91

I've always loved those urinals too. Somehow I always thought if we were under nuclear attack I would run for those and hide inside. They have to be completely bomb proof.

mandomatic91
mandomatic91

I've always loved those urinals too. Somehow I always thought if we were under nuclear attack I would run for those and hide inside. They have to be completely bomb proof.

jareal333
jareal333

The urinals at the Oxford are fantastic. I have always appreciated them because I have never seen anything quite like them. 

John Shea
John Shea

I've provided myself historical relief in those urinals

Jack Gormley
Jack Gormley

I thought I was the only one who appreciated these urinals.

revelinitfb
revelinitfb

They are from Virginia, so take them to Webb center to see equality in action as the line for civil unions goes out the door.  Then take them by a dispensary to talk to an MMJ patient whose life has been changed by our "liberal" laws.  Two of the MANY reasons Richmond, VA (close to my hometown) can't attract "Young Professionals" is that NO young person wants to live in a Republican/Christian utopia of bigotry, and they don't want to live a town where the color of your skin matters. 

momjeans
momjeans

buckhorn exchange, the model trains at Union Station, if they are still open for viewing :( 

The bar in the new Hyatt is always neat when its snowing.


Robert Smith
Robert Smith

I thought they remodled old bathroom, which was very 19 the century

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@John Shea Funny, John. Thanks for posting.

michael.roberts
michael.roberts moderator editortopcommenter

@Jack Gormley We do, too, Jack -- for more reasons than one. Thanks for the post.

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