Photos: Twenty hot weather looks if fashion laws were suspended, The Purge-style (NSFW)

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Big NSFW photos below.
Yesterday, inspired by our scorchingly hot weather, we shared our list of the top ten work fashion mistakes during a heat wave. Which made us wonder: What would people wear during high-temperature periods like this one if fashion laws were off? Like, say, the clothing equivalent of The Purge, the horror flick in which all crime is legal each year for twelve hours....

We found twenty answers in our Westword slide-show archive -- and if we're right, all NSFW hell would break loose. Imagine your co-workers showing up in these....

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Aaron Thackeray

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Nick Schnelle

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Egan O'Keefe

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Christopher Morgan
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Hannah Lea Anderson
Hannah Lea Anderson

So weird I just went to look at this and found myself and friends lol Cecily Leora Pi DuVal Mseasy Doesit

Leah Huk
Leah Huk

Who gives a flying fuck what people want to wear when it's hot outside? Or even when it's not hot outside? I expect better from the Westword. You guys are the last publication I'd expect to see engaging in shaming people for their bodies and clothing choices. Shame on the author.

Venus Love
Venus Love

Hey have you noticed your articles promote rape culture?

Timothy Hutchinson
Timothy Hutchinson

Suck it. Stretchy earlobes creep me out. If I had a choice between stretchy earlobe guy and a former Boy Scout Leader/Catholic Priest, I'd pick the one without the stretchy earlobes.

Jenna Dior
Jenna Dior

No it looks cut off is the pic of the four girls?

Emily Banker
Emily Banker

This pic is OLD!!!! Im just trying to figure out the timeline....you cant see the boots??

Vanessa Banker
Vanessa Banker

Hi Westword, on page 3 of this, my sister Mollie is the one wearing the silver outfit w the tall boots. She committed suicide in 2007. Can you please remove it and cease use? I can't believe you are using pics that old. My sister Emily confirms it's her as well. I will contact your office if you don't take it down willingly. Thank you.

Josh Nadler
Josh Nadler

Click bait, I fell for it :( A year old too!

Chad Long
Chad Long

This is up again? Didn't this get posted back on Thursday?

phatherphoton
phatherphoton

This is the lamest thing you have ever posted.

Steve Holmberg
Steve Holmberg

No naked tripping girls to bully today, so you have to recycle these posts to meet your tittillation quota?

Bobby Brinkhaus
Bobby Brinkhaus

What did you guys do regurgitate some of the pictures from the naked bike ride post, because come on sex sells, and manufacture this post to get more hits on your website? You should really pay columnists based on the quality of their work, not how many hits the website drums up.

BackOffImStarving
BackOffImStarving topcommenter

@Steve Holmberg Because Westword is obviously responsible for some tart not being able to handle her drugs.

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