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Photos: Top ten work fashion mistakes during a heat wave

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The hot weather still hasn't broken, and much as we'd like, most of us can't take off and visit one of our top ten Colorado places to stay cool in a heat wave -- because we have to work.

Fortunately, a lot of businesses in Colorado allow employees to dress casually and wear clothes that are appropriate to the weather during the summer. But outfits that are totally fine in 95 degree heat outdoors can cause issues in an office.

Here's our top ten work fashion don'ts in a heat wave.

Number 10: Visible nipples

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Sheer fabrics: So breezy and comfy! But light weaves aren't great at masking body parts with minds of their own -- and nipples aren't the only examples. More on that later!

Number 9: The dangers of bending over

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The less cloth covering your lower half, the greater the chances of your posterior offering your co-workers a how-do-you-do. To put it another way, troubles with a plumber's crack don't only happen to plumbers.

Continue for more of our top ten work fashion mistakes during a heat wave.



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19 comments
Eryck Nid
Eryck Nid

Fuck, Westword. You're getting worse every day. Go back to school and learn sexy. And journalism. I'm sure next week you'll rehash this into the top ten things TO DO in Summer. Hacks.

Blake Margheim
Blake Margheim

with all the MARIJUANA ADVERTISING $$$$ They have to be making seems it allowed their writing standards have gone to pot...before the dispenserys I'd act get ths WESTWORD to read, but now I just pick them up for the MMJ dispensery's coupons...

Petee Ol'Dub
Petee Ol'Dub

This article is bad. Why are you defending it?

Dot K Dot
Dot K Dot

This is an incredibly stupid (and in many ways, offensive) article. I'm not always impressed with the Westword, but this one set a new journalistic low.

Kev Markis
Kev Markis

You guys just leave westword alone!

Mandee Carter
Mandee Carter

Nice westword, making a big deal over female nipples, caring too much about a damn bellybutton, and saying the average guy has no control over himself around a woman in even a "moderate" outfit. On top of it all, trying to dictate who can and can't wear something they like if they aren't your idea of attractive.

Lindsay Johnson
Lindsay Johnson

How are these work mistakes? Much less summer ones? These are pictures of people clearly not at work - and one person is wearing a hoodie in a supposed heat wave. If you're going to report on silly lists, at least be remotely accurate.

Clara Madrid
Clara Madrid

Figures a guy would like the perky bare tit thin blouse covered with an ugly vest look. haha

Mani_tou
Mani_tou

Its Westword not Heloise! I think it covered the Useful tips! Nibs Chubbys and Camel Toe to be precise. 

Candie Bernard
Candie Bernard

Do you really need "usable tips"? Learn to dress appropriate. There, you just received a usable tip.

Paul Braxton Hicks
Paul Braxton Hicks

...too bad, I was hoping it was some real usable tips, not jokes of bad taste and time of waste.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

HipTip: Visible Nipples are NEVER a Mistake

hth

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