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Top five times Fred Phelps and Westboro Baptist Church got owned

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Fred Phelps.
It's no surprise that Westboro Baptist Church is up to its usual well-publicized and well-hated shenanigans, but members of the "God Hates F*gs!" gang have gone and done it now -- they pissed off a group of New York City Satanists (a group you really don't wanna piss off) by threatening to picket the funerals of Boston Marathon bombing victims. So last weekend the enraged Satanists decided to do Fred Phelps's dead mother a solid, and ceremoniously turned her into a homosexual. That put the score at Satanists 1, WBC 0. But this is far from the first time that the church has been completely owned, and hopefully it won't be the last.

Here's out list of the top five times that members of Westboro Baptist Church got theirs -- no need to turn the other cheek.

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5. Hackers on the hook

After WBC members proclaimed they would picket funerals of the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting victims in 2012, a group of hacktivists appropriately named "Anonymous" hit the WBC right in the hard drive by crashing the holy hell out of Westboro's website, GodHatesFags.com, with a distributed denial of service (DDOS) attack (which in non-hacker terms means "your sh*t don't work -- mortgage your house and call Geek Squad). The unrepentant hackers stated that they will keep it up "until they are forced to put their inbred church tithes to use to pay for bandwidth." The same hackers also released a WBC member list, including personal contact information, and that move was certainly a violation of the church members' privacy.

But since picketing peoples' funerals is a particularly heinous violation of privacy, it's challenging to find anyone outside of the Westboro Baptist Church who cares.

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The Patriot Guard Riders.
4. The motherf*cking Patriot Guard Riders

Everyone knows from the movies -- or real life if you are unlucky or stupid -- that screwing with a bunch of bikers is a bad idea. The Patriot Guard Riders (PGR) is an organization of motorcycle riders that attends funerals of police, firefighters and members of the armed forces, with permission; greets troops returning home; does volunteer work and helps protect grieving family members and friends at funerals that the WBC targets for protests. The PGR folks volunteer to put themselves, their bikes and their big, waving American flags between the funeral-goers and the WBC, shielding the funeral guests and drowning out the hateful bleating of the Westboros with patriotic songs -- and revving engines.

The PGR deserves some sort of award for "Most Amazing and Frequent Ownage of Westboro Baptist Church," preferably in trophy form: a statuette with a motorcycle running over a likeness of WBC's PR person, Shirley Phelps-Roper, Fred's disgusting daughter.

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Foo Fighters, getting fooey at WBC.
3. The Fighters showed them Foos

The Foo Fighters gave the Westboro Baptist nutters a helluva pre-show in 2011 in Kansas City, when the WBC decided it would be a fun time to protest a Foo concert. The band showed up at the pre-concert protest, in the back of a rig truck, dressed in homoerotic hillbilly garb and staged an impromptu performance of their pseudo-country song "Keep It Clean (Hot Buns)." Lyrics including "Driving all night, got a hankering for something/Think I'm in the mood for some hot-man muffins/Mmmm, sounds so fine, yes indeed" drowned out whatever hate-filled crap the Westboros were spewing, and Dave Grohl gave a speech during the song's interlude about gay being okay, ending with "God bless America!"

The WBC is now taking issue with Taylor Swift, since her music is so filthy, tawdry and filled with curse words, sex and violence. Not.


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bozzylou
bozzylou

These are sick and dangerous freaks ! Fred Phelps was the devil in the flesh and he is dead now for over 6 months ! He died of AIDS and was HIV infected for years. The sad thing is that he lived to be 83. The world could have been spared the pain and hate of this monster had he perished years ago ! He was the product of an evil family from the start. His mother died when he was five and his father sodomized him as a young boy. That is still no excuse for his wicked and twisted behavior. His "wife" was said to actually be his half sister, and all his children have birth defects and mental disorders, like Shirley and Rebecca and his son. He was known to perform oral sex on young boys in the basement of his Church, was a cross-dresser and liked to be sodomized raw up his A-hole by countless men for decades ! This was a fact and the repulsive acts were caught on video and cell phones many, many times. He had AIDS and died of complications relating to anal cancer. The media has yet to publicize these facts. Why, I do not know ? So, you see, he was a vile dreg and self-hating homosexual himself. He blamed gays for all that was wrong in the world, while he himself was a pedophile and licentious pig ! He was infamous for raiding funerals and disrespecting the families of deceased soldiers, Aids victims, terrorist attacks, war casualty victims,etc. Always claiming it was God's wrath that killed them and punishment for homosexual visibility and tolerance. He is surely rotting in Hell now and has a place waiting for all his twisted followers and demented family members !The word is a better place without this venom-filled misfit.

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