Reader: Von Miller is proof that marijuana rots your brain

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Yesterday, we noted that Broncos all-pro Von Miller is fighting a reported suspension for a positive drug test in a post that features activist Mason Tvert calling for leagues to modify their pot-use rules.

But this reader had precious little sympathy for Miller.

steppesmusic writes:

You get three warning in the NFL before they even acknowledge the possibility of a suspension. We're not exactly talking about a bunch of draconian hard-asses here. Miller had plenty of notice before he chose to forfeit, likely, hundreds of thousands of dollars in salary, and probably even more in future sponsorship opportunities. If this isn't proof that marijuana rots your brain, then I don't know what is.

That eighth just got a little more expensive, didn't it, Von?

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DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

.... SSAASSD!

ipso facto.

Randy E. Skunk
Randy E. Skunk

this asshat knows sizes & prices somehow? this just proves ignorance. not vons fault other states dont legalize, when in colorado....

Ben Prange
Ben Prange

Yeah, because Von Miller never accomplished anything.

Lucas Jeffery
Lucas Jeffery

Correlation does not imply causation. Something bigger than marijuana led to Von's poor decisions.

Ryan Terpstra
Ryan Terpstra

It also shows that the reader can make poor rationale judgements involving causation/correlation that aren't necessarily true or valid - making his brain just about as faulty...(gasp) without the use of drugs.

Rocky Flats
Rocky Flats

That's a cop. It's impossible to say things like "That was the most expensive bag of pot yyyoooooouuuuu'llllllllllll ever buy" and not be behind a badge.

Scott Ikard
Scott Ikard

Maybe the douche bags that suspended him should stop drinking then

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@Lucas Jeffery ... prove it.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@Ryan Terpstra ... sounds like junkie talk

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

@Scott Ikard ... typical stoner, always wants to change the subject to alcohol.

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