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Bret Butler, schmuck, allegedly tried to get underage girls to sext by pretending to be one

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Bret Butler, 22, shouldn't count on appearing in either recruiting posters or college brochures. The ex-midshipman was originally thought to have been AWOL from the U.S. Naval Academy, but that turned out not to be true. He reportedly hasn't been enrolled there since December, and while he took some classes at CU-Boulder, he's not a student there, either.

Bet both institutions are relieved, given his current claim to schmuckiness -- allegedly tricking underage girls into sexting by pretending to be one himself.

According to the Boulder Daily Camera, which has done the heavy lifting on the story, the Boulder Police Department received a tip about Butler from the National Center for Missing & Exploited Children.

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The folks there believed he was in possession of child pornography -- specifically explicit photos sent to him by young girls.

His strategy? According to an arrest affidavit cited by the Camera, investigators believe he would contact those he targeted with messages such as, "Hey (: I'm 13f. Want to sext?"

Then, to keep up the subterfuge, he'd send out a photo of a naked girl that presumably was supposed to be him and hope the person on the other end of the communication would reciprocate.

Apparently, some of them did. Authorities say they found more than twenty explicit images on Butler's cell phone or computer, with evidence that after he received such pics, he'd share them online.

Butler was arrested at his Boulder County home last week and has now been formally charged with two sexual-exploitation-of-a-child-with-intent-to-sell-or-publish counts, plus another pair of charges related to possessing those twenty-plus pics.

Which makes him anything but ship-shape. Here's Butler's booking photo.

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Bret Butler.
More from our Schmuck of the Week archive: "Rojorlo Naranjo takes schmucky revenge on cock-blocking bus driver."

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fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

I don't think "schmuck" quite describes the  chicken-dick little dirt bag.  

THE_JUDGE
THE_JUDGE

@fishingblues are you jealous of the competition ? you are a real piece of work. Why don't you share with everyone what happened in the bathroom at Cabelas, you know "the wide stance" incident, you should be brought up on charges. You are easily the most disturbing commenter around with your man boy love affairs, crawl back under your rock.

Moonstuck
Moonstuck

@THE_JUDGE @fishingblues Girls, girls, you're both pretty, now shut the fuck up and stop hijacking this thread. Talk about the goddamn sext case or GTFO.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@THE_JUDGE @fishingblues   How would you know I've done anything to my profile unless you ARE stalking me, you dirt-bag pervert.  You might want to be careful; you do not want to catch me.   

I now know why your feeling were so hurt.  You are the guy in the article, aren't you?

"bitch titties"  wow, wow, wow, another powerful zinger from junior high.  

THE_JUDGE
THE_JUDGE

@fishingblues dude why are you such a bitch, changing your profile to private, you scared old man ?? hahahahaha it must be hard to look in the mirror......have a good night bitch titties, I enjoyed you while you lasted

THE_JUDGE
THE_JUDGE

@fishingblues "The big boys" lol, it's all good your statistical lifespan is near the end, perhaps you meant old boys, even your best attempt at insulting me has come off as tired dated and sad..........it must suck to be an impotent pussy your whole life,  now like i told you originally keep away from the kids and keep it factual. have a goodnight pops, I'm sure you've had your supper and watched "wheel of fortune" now off to bed.hahahaha

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@THE_JUDGE @fishingblues    Golly,  your feelings were hurt.  I can hear you sniveling from here.  If you can't play with the big boys, perhaps you should stick to junior high. 

And I don't quite get the Cabelas reference.  I shop at Bass Pro.  Dumb ass!

"...mouth breathing ilk..."  wow, you've been practicing on your little sister again, haven't you twink.  That was sure powerful.  


THE_JUDGE
THE_JUDGE

@fishingblues @THE_JUDGE exactly how was my ass handed to me  ? i blew your silly comment out of the water, factually and otherwise,  tell everyone why you are banned from Cabelas.....now,  you are nothing but a silly impotent old fool wasting away the precious few days you have left, no wife no kids, just  imaginary battles w/ liberals commies and kenyans. Hurry up and die you old fuck, there is no room for you and your mouth breathing ilk in our modern society.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@THE_JUDGE @fishingblues   and speaking of creepy, are you stalking me now?  You little pervert.

You know, the first sign that someone got his ass handed to him is they just can't let it go.  

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