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Photos: The terrifying attack of the hail-storm-chasing roofers

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Big photos below.
On Friday, we shared a slew of videos featuring the crazy hail storm that pummeled much (if not all) of the metro area the previous day.

But Mother Nature's assault on my Ken-Caryl Ranch neighborhood was only a prelude to an even more terrifying attack over the weekend, from a veritable army of representatives from roofing companies exhorting anyone and everyone to cash in on the icy bombardment. And at least a couple of them didn't want to take "no" for an answer.

At my place, the hail fell for probably a half hour or so, with the orbs falling just shy of golf -ball size -- more like jumbo grapes or the sort of hefty steelies coveted by certain marbles players. Here's a shot of our backyard:

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Photo by Michael Roberts
Fortunately, we suffered no roof damage this time around -- likely because we'd been forced to replace our house topper a couple of years ago, following another hail storm that had legitimately torn things up.

The main issues on our property involved leafy trees and evergreens that had been partly denuded by the frozen fierceness -- and when my wife began sweeping our driveway on Saturday morning, she was immediately set upon by roofers going from door to door on our cul de sac, and practically tripping over each other to be the first to a particular entryway. And why not, when so many of our friends and neighbors were ready to make a deal, as witnessed by this photo of three consecutive homes with roofing signs in front of them:

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Photo by Michael Roberts
My wife said the first several roofing reps who approached her were on the polite side -- one even offered to help her clean up -- and didn't press too hard after she said we weren't interested. But when I went out to help, a rep more or less raced down the block to reach us before anyone else, giving us a hint of the aggressiveness that followed.

I tried to dissuade him in advance by saying we were all set when it came to roofing, but he ignored me, instead pitching my wife. When she also told him we weren't interested, he kept going, so I tried to interject again. He responded by shrugging me off again and asking my wife what grade of shingles we had (the sort of question 99 percent of homeowners don't know), prompting me to repeat myself yet again in a firmer tone of voice -- at which point he finally said, "Oh? You don't even want to talk?"

Um -- no. And if I'd come to your house and tried to force you to jaw about something that you'd twice said was of no interest, you wouldn't want to, either.

No sooner had this guy scurried to the next house, an anger-deflecting "God bless" trailing in his wake, than a woman swooped in as I was tugging a trash can full of pine needles into our garage. When I tried to circumvent her rap at the outset, she insisted, "I'm not trying to sell you anything. I just wanted to tell you about a new law...."

About how the State of Colorado believed I should let her company replace my roof, no doubt. I fended her off several more times, but she kept coming, kept coming, until she was practically inside the garage -- at which point I finally said, "I'm closing the door now -- have a nice day" and pushed the button, hoping against hope that she didn't lunge under it, waving the law in my face.

I lucked out. But the next day, the roofing minions were back.

Continue for more about the terrifying attack of the hail-storm-chasing roofers, including additional photos.



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hailstormwatcher
hailstormwatcher

The yard signs are for the most honest and reliable company you will ever do business with.

It’s unfair to target legitimate companies who have non aggressive or obnoxious representatives!

No I don't work for them.

Kevin O'Brien
Kevin O'Brien

I always tell them that I'm a renter and I'm about to move out so I don't really care!

Jake Miller
Jake Miller

It was obnoxious last week. Had to print warning signs and finally found a roofers sign to put in my yard even though I didn't hire them.

Pam Stiffler
Pam Stiffler

Offer to introduce them to my husband, the Jehovah's Witness, because he would love to save their souls. Works every time lmfao ( no, he's not really). Or mention my pit bull, Killer, hasn't eaten for 3 days ;D (no. I don't have a pit bull, but my phone barks)

Joshua Trotter
Joshua Trotter

by smashing the first guy in the mouth & looking at the second dude like he was gonna be next to get done & that pretty much solved that problem. ;) ( note: there could be legal ramifications for this kind of response so just beware.)

debduvall13
debduvall13

Further the inference in this article is snarky and inaccurate.  The only "Deal" is that were working to help our clients under the scope of an insurance claim legally. They picked us -NO "wink, wink" deal as implied other than we better make good or they'll fire us and not refer.  The insurance adjuster's we've met working in response to this particular storm have been wonderful and don't deserve the innuendo's either.

Also fellow neighbors - if you need a sign to shield you from unwanted salesman just let us know and we'll gladly give you a sign but please stop taking our clients signs unless you've also picked us ;-) 

hailstormwatcher
hailstormwatcher

@Joshua Trotter how would you like to get a reaction like yours while you are trying to work?

debduvall13
debduvall13

@Joshua Trotter Not nice. You could've been the guy that slapped my 18 year old daughter in the face with a stack of flyers when she was happily going about her day delivering door hangers - not soliciting, ringing door bells, etc.  Yes, as a Mother, I did want to call the police considering the paper cut and her deflation.  It called an end to her day and she hasn't been back since. I'm sure if just a bad moment but its not something to be proud of. ;-)

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