Photos: Sodomy merit badges, Star Trek sins and Colorado radio preachers' top five

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Big photos, sound clips below.
Last week, we introduced you to Colorado radio pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner, stars of the net's Generations Radio, who'd recently declared that due to the Democratic agenda, Colorado was becoming the worst possible hellhole on Planet Earth. Our source was Right Wing Watch, which has been keeping a close ear on Swanson and Buehner -- and has collected scads of equally startling declarations about the Boy Scouts, gay marriage and even the latest Star Trek movie. Count down the five most memorable below, complete with photos, sound clips and original links.

Number 5: "Star Trek Promotes Bestiality, Children's Show Superhero 'Probably Fighting Christians'" -- June 7, 2013

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On Generations Radio this week, Kevin Swanson discussed the parenting conundrum of censoring children's entertainment. The pastor and right-wing radio broadcaster began by criticizing Star Trek Into Darkness for a scene in which Captain Kirk wakes up next to "not just one, but two" females....

Swanson: Do I really want to take my kids to watch a movie that implicates the good guy in the film as mating with the wrong species- but not just one, but two.

Beuhner: Well you know I could understand that Christians would get upset if it was a male of a different species. No actually, I'm not sure that the bestiality and the homosexuality are really all that different.

Continue to keep counting down our top five recent declarations of Colorado radio pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner.

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Cognitive_Dissident
Cognitive_Dissident topcommenter

I wish the wingnuts on the left and the wingnuts on the right would get off each others' cases and embrace freedom, for a change.

BackOffImStarving
BackOffImStarving topcommenter

Because there was never any kinky sex in the Bible to which these people so desperately cling. Oh, wait a sec....  Here's something about daughters getting their dad drunk so that he will screw them and knock them up.  Praise be to God!  

Genesis 19:30-36

"Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth.32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.

Jeff Raiter
Jeff Raiter

And these Radio preachers call them selves Christians . . These are not thoughts of a christian they are thoughts of hate. Jesus commanded us to love GOD and most importantly ONE ANOTHER. These preachers are preaching the ideology of SATAN. yes I said it the ANTI-CHRISt. they have sinned if only by their thoughts and desires. After all if they can think this shit up it must be a deep dark desire of thiers and dont know how to express it.

Matt Sachse
Matt Sachse

Scary thing is there are probably people out there who listen to them...

Ginamarie Bloomquist
Ginamarie Bloomquist

LMAO!!!! This is hilarious...... I guess there is no limit to ignorance.....

jenna-furrr
jenna-furrr topcommenter

Shee-it. If there are merit badges for sodomy, then I better get a bigger girl scout sash.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@jenna-furrr   Sorry Jenn, I know it's sexist, but the sodomy merit badges are for the boy scouts.  Honorable mention to the alter boys.   

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