Photos: Sodomy merit badges, Star Trek sins and Colorado radio preachers' top five


Number 3: "Gay Marriage Leads to Laptop, Pet Rock Marriages; 'Drags Feces' over Institution of Marriage" -- July 2, 2013
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Swanson and Buehner both agreed that gay couples don't actually want to get married but only seek to "stick a finger in the eye of God and to destroy civilization," and not to mention "drag feces all over one of the most beautiful things God has created."

"It's all about committing cultural suicide," Swanson explained, "the Supreme Court of the United States took a gun, put it to its own head and pulled the trigger because now we're looking at a civilization committing suicide."

Continue to keep counting down our top five recent declarations of Colorado radio pastors Kevin Swanson and Dave Buehner.



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Cognitive_Dissident
Cognitive_Dissident topcommenter

I wish the wingnuts on the left and the wingnuts on the right would get off each others' cases and embrace freedom, for a change.

BackOffImStarving
BackOffImStarving topcommenter

Because there was never any kinky sex in the Bible to which these people so desperately cling. Oh, wait a sec....  Here's something about daughters getting their dad drunk so that he will screw them and knock them up.  Praise be to God!  

Genesis 19:30-36

"Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave.31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth.32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father.

Jeff Raiter
Jeff Raiter

And these Radio preachers call them selves Christians . . These are not thoughts of a christian they are thoughts of hate. Jesus commanded us to love GOD and most importantly ONE ANOTHER. These preachers are preaching the ideology of SATAN. yes I said it the ANTI-CHRISt. they have sinned if only by their thoughts and desires. After all if they can think this shit up it must be a deep dark desire of thiers and dont know how to express it.

Matt Sachse
Matt Sachse

Scary thing is there are probably people out there who listen to them...

Ginamarie Bloomquist
Ginamarie Bloomquist

LMAO!!!! This is hilarious...... I guess there is no limit to ignorance.....

jenna-furrr
jenna-furrr topcommenter

Shee-it. If there are merit badges for sodomy, then I better get a bigger girl scout sash.

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

@jenna-furrr   Sorry Jenn, I know it's sexist, but the sodomy merit badges are for the boy scouts.  Honorable mention to the alter boys.   

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