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Reader: Colorado's state animal should be a douchebag in a Subaru

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A lot of those who commented on our post about an alleged Boulder road rage incident, during which a driver is accused of running over a woman's foot for walking on a closed road, focused on the car in question: the ubiquitous Subaru. Here's one of several hilarious takes on the subject.

Lucy Britches writes:

People think the state animal is like a bear or something. Not so. It is a douchebag in a Surbaru.

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

For more memorable takes, visit our Comment of the Day archive.


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WillieStortz
WillieStortz topcommenter

Liberals, Lesbians, and Subarus>

whosdp
whosdp

Pretty much, anybody driving home, to Boulder, is a douchebag.  Granted, many drive Subarus, but Volvos, minivans and even SUVs are happy to drive up 36, with all their Obama bumper stickers,  s l o w l y  ,  in the left lane.

I hate Boulder...

mnetters
mnetters

In WA the Douchebags Drive BMW's, I need to find the place were Audi's are the culprit next

Timber_Smalls
Timber_Smalls

I call them "lesbo limos".... I like Hondas better.

Trevor Barker
Trevor Barker

I heard there already is a HUGE line at the Dept of Wildlife to get Hunting Permits for our new state animal. I am first in line and it's around the block!

Isoceles Woodsfish
Isoceles Woodsfish

I guess they are blaming the car now since they are getting so used to blaming the gun. Well at least consistency is setting in to American "logic" .

Molly Marie
Molly Marie

My subaru is badass. So suck it foot lady.

Luke Williams
Luke Williams

As a douchebag who drives a Subaru, I would be honored to represent our fair state. I would make it my personal mission to speed during blizzards, stop on the highway and get out of my car to help geese/squirrels cross the road, and tailgate people from Texas and California.

sekehmet
sekehmet

the real douchey part is not that she was driving a Subaru.... the type of car has nothing to do with it. what makes the driver a douche is that in earlier reports and articles i saw said she had a "respect life" license plate.... this is what makes her a douche because she is a hypocrite not because of the car she drives or where she lives.

Steven M Palmer
Steven M Palmer

I would have guessed a moron driving a Volvo and still sporting an "Obama '08" sticker...

Colleen Nuanes
Colleen Nuanes

Her feet are disgusting and I'm sick of seeing them on my news feed.

dancinpigs
dancinpigs

This is a broad stereotype and is not a fair representation of all Subaru drivers. The real douchbags are the Subaru drivers who are white people with a NATIVE sticker and refuse to give up their rusty old Colorado license plates.

Norman Dillon
Norman Dillon

Why did she take a picture if her foot? She's a douchbag!

Eric Smiles
Eric Smiles

What does Subaru have to do with anything? They're good cars.

Adam Aedro Drotar
Adam Aedro Drotar

The jeep is a far more stereotypical "douche" mobile. Also more people drive jeeps in Colorado than any other state. Coincidence? I think not.

rodgersjfr
rodgersjfr

@Adam Aedro Drotar More people in CO drive Subaru's than in any other state as well.  Subaru only has dealerships in 11 states, and most of them end up with excess inventory at the end of each year, which they sell to CO dealerships that can't keep them in stock.  I moved to Nevada from CO 5 years ago, and have seen about as man of the here in 5 yrs than I would see in CO in an afternoon.  Still love them though!

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