Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Colorado when" punchlines -- reader's picks

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Last month, when we shared our choices for the top ten "You know you're NOT from Colorado when" punchlines, we asked folks on Facebook for there favorite ways to complete this line.

To put it mildly, Matt Morava stepped up, submitting an entire list of his own -- one that will hit many Coloradans in their sweet spot.

Look below to count down our photo-illustrated favorites from his suggestions. And thanks, Matt!

Number 10: You know you're NOT from Colorado when....

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...you think jeans are for Friday.

Number 9: You know you're NOT from Colorado when....

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...you think "Menver" is an exaggeration. (Too many dicks on the dance floor.)

Continue to keep counting down the top ten "You know you're NOT from Colorado when" punchlines, reader's picks.


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cailindoran
cailindoran

the secret handshake is passing a bowl, right?

Craig Maybell
Craig Maybell

When you aren't a smug asshole with one of those silly "NATIVE" bumper stickers on the rear window of your ages-old Suburu.

Perry Hopper
Perry Hopper

When you talk about something other than Colorado

adminuser
adminuser

you wear a coat, long sleeves and long pants in April...

adminuser
adminuser

you want to hike Rocky Flats...

adminuser
adminuser

you think that smell in Denver industrial zones is from all the cats pissing there...

adminuser
adminuser

you take the elevator instead of 30 flights of stairs...

Courtney Donaldson
Courtney Donaldson

You wear a pro-team jacket and/or cammo and/or mittens, and/or a "onesy" and/or jeans, etc. when skiing...

Matt Corry
Matt Corry

I miss The old Mile high, and Cin City! LOL!

Jessica Salazar
Jessica Salazar

Sammy, number 2 reminded me of you! ;) miss you old friend!

Mike McClure
Mike McClure

You know you're not from Colorado when you know there are teams that play football other that the Denver Broncos!

Mary Ella
Mary Ella

You only wear water proof hikers when you go hiking

Sheila Lorraine Janway
Sheila Lorraine Janway

You know your not from Colorado when..... You can't finish this song;you take I-25 to exit 235 then 5 miles west to ......(now everyone from Colorado says......)

davebarnes
davebarnes topcommenter

You know you're NOT from Colorado when....

you think that owning a Subaru is optional

Emily Purdy Cox
Emily Purdy Cox

Hilarious! I'm not from Denver & a few of these prove it!

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