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Photos: Ten weirdest CU Boulder Confessions, holiday edition

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The CU Boulder Confessions Facebook page is a font of weirdness all year long, but especially around a holiday, as we found out earlier this year for our post spotlighting the top ten St. Patrick's Day posts.

As evidence, we offer the following examples, which include a rant about poor tippers, a secret crush on a guy who resembles a murderous dictator and a disgusting act involving a bong. Count down our top ten below.

Number 10:

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"I've dated quite a few guys, so naturally I've been asked to have sex in a variety of ways. The weirdest so far has been, 'If I get excited down there, can you help me out?'"

Number 9:

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"I hate how Colorado drivers give California drivers shit for driving in the snow, but half of you assholes can't even drive in the snow yourselves, so shut the fuck up."

Continue to keep counting down the ten weirdest CU Boulder Confessions, holiday edition.



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25 comments
Dillon
Dillon

The  #4  is hilarious

Tara
Tara

Hardly weird confessions

Tara
Tara

Hardly weird confessions

Carl Wlodarczyk
Carl Wlodarczyk

The only thing worse than that page is that you've reblogged it

Pam Stiffler
Pam Stiffler

Is the fur arrow so he can find his dick under the rolls?

Joseph Powers
Joseph Powers

Reminds me of the Livingston Medium circa when I was in school

Chelly Serna
Chelly Serna

Number three isn't really a confession, but just somebody whining about their pathetic life. Suck it up, dude! Everyone's got problems and yours really aren't that special!

Priya Butani Nye
Priya Butani Nye

I ate way too much _________ food at ______________! Fill in the blank.

Pete Copeland
Pete Copeland

i guess the westword only employs high school interns as journalists these days to keep costs down....terrible.

Honey Jimenez
Honey Jimenez

Hardly weird confessions, hell two of them are silly complaints about other people.

Evan Carlton
Evan Carlton

Whoever wrote this clearly just read over the confessions from the last couple days...

James Molineux
James Molineux

Iv read more than half the page and I can remember 10x better confessions then these bullshit ones with google images

Nicholas Richter
Nicholas Richter

This was the worst "article" I've ever read. And the stock photos really pushed it over the edge.

Amanda McGregor
Amanda McGregor

This only proves that 70% of the people in Boulder are boring and lack creativity. Reading reviews on Amazon is funnier and more outrageous.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

^ This is why someone needs to GET nuked in Boulder.

Dane Stauder
Dane Stauder

this confessions page is fake. they make it up, like the Onion..

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