Photos: Doonesbury's Zonker tries to conquer Colorado pot biz by marketing gay buds

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When last we checked in with Zonker Harris, a long-running character in the seminal Doonesbury comic strip, he dreamed of becoming either a local hemp farmer named Kevin Colorado Springs or a respected drug lord in Boulder.

Now, he's in Colorado, but he's got a new professional goal: He and his nephew, Zipper Harris, plan to make their mark on the recreational weed scene by marketing a strain for gay pot smokers. See examples and get the amusing deets below.

The current plot line started on November 25, with Zonker and Zipper pulling into the Woody Creek homestead of Duke, inspired by the late, Colorado-based gonzo journalist Hunter S. Thompson:

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They know they've got to work fast, since recreational pot sales become legal on January 1 -- so they brainstorm about ways to stand out from what they anticipate will be a very large crowd:

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Shortly thereafter, however, a muddled conversation with a shopkeeper gives Zonker a better idea than taking the artisanal approach:
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The concept? Gay buds!
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Zipper's not so sure this notion is a stroke of genius....

To read the complete strip, click here. Zonker gives him his best sales pitch:
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Will we be seeing similar marketing a few short weeks from now? Probably -- and not just by comic-strip characters.

Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.

More from our Media archive circa March: "Photos: Doonesbury's Zonker to become hemp farmer, rename himself Kevin Colorado Springs."

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 "Are we sure this isn't Stoner logic"  

Priceless !!

... sums up the entire history of pot propaganda in Westweed.

Barney Dunwell
Barney Dunwell

Hopefully the marketing appeals to intelligent citizens that choose to use the herb and not the typical Cheech and Chong dumbed down "humor."

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@Cognitive_Dissident @DonkeyHotay

The bitcoin crash of 2013: Don't you feel silly now?

Bitcoin crashes 20% on China clampdown fears
"It's easy for ordinary investors who blindly follow (the currency) to easily suffer heavy losses," the bank said. The statement, in response to questions posed by the media, detailed its volatility and its risks regarding price speculation. It added that it could be exploited by criminals and facilitate money laundering and terrorist financing activities.

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@DonkeyHotay @Cognitive_Dissident By the way, after the "burst," it's at roughly 900--or roughly nine times the value when I first suggested using it as a payment system. Oh, and remember how the feds thought they'd stolen all the bitcoin the Silk Road had? 

They still haven't figured out how to finish the theft, as the wallets remain encrypted. Stealing cash is far easier.

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@laurabanks98765 @Cognitive_Dissident

No, WTF. I followed to the link, and there was no such thing.

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