Photos: Top twenty states by penis size -- and Colorado's rising number

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Big photos below.
Back in 2010, the folks at Condomania, a web-based condom retailer, came out with a list of states ranked by penis size (based on the size of condoms people from each one ordered), and Colorado placed 40th! Oh, the shame!

This year, however, Condomania's updated its list, and Colorado has made a big leap forward. How far did we rise? Count down the photo-illustrated top twenty to see where we wound up -- and which states still have an alleged size advantage.

Number 20: Pennsylvania

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Not quite as big as a jumbo Philly cheesesteak, but pretty respectable anyhow.

Number 19: Oregon

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We don't want to speculate about whether Oregon's place on this roster has anything to do with it being the Beaver State....

Number 18: Virginia

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A state named for a virgin queen. Hope all those sizable penises aren't going to waste.

Number 17: Connecticut

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Connecticut is known as "the Nutmeg State." Insert your own inappropriate joke here.

Continue to keep counting down the top twenty states by penis size.


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Ryan Young
Ryan Young

Right here, lol. Anything besides a Magnum either breaks or cuts off circulation :)

Matt Corry
Matt Corry

Those pills, and ointments are really working! :)

Bebe Gee
Bebe Gee

Does the mean the cockiest too?

Chelsea Hicks
Chelsea Hicks

Yikes, we aren't doing so well Colorado.. Must be all that weed we smoke

Lee Grillo
Lee Grillo

Westword should hire some journalists. Just sayin'.

Betsy Fox
Betsy Fox

Where the hell did you find this one?????

Jake Littleton
Jake Littleton

How could you possibly know this info?! Get this garbage out of my timeline.

James Speiser
James Speiser

I'm sorry Westword buy whoever works there and posts this dumb shit is ridiculous.

Michelle Beren
Michelle Beren

There's some quality journalism. Deleting westword as its just trash anymore.

JP Thomason
JP Thomason

Where's David when we need him?! ha! ;)

Rod Broome
Rod Broome

Two things all guys lie about, the size of their pay check and the size of their penis?

Diane B. Doumit
Diane B. Doumit

Hmm ... Sounds like a topic more suited for Bill Masters and Virginia Johnson ... I am thinking that Denver Westword is much more interesting when printing articles and ads about concerts and recreational marijuana shops. Nonetheless, out of curiosity, I scanned its 5-page online story about penis sizes from state to state. To spare others the suspense, the answer on Page 5 is North Dakota ... the biggest penis sizes are in North Dakota; and Colorado ranks 11th. Apparently though, the smaller the size, the better the you-know-what according to Bill Masters on Masters of Sex.

Brad Breece
Brad Breece

didnt relize Todd Andres had moved out of Colorado to improve their size

Ken Champion
Ken Champion

Lol, how just makes me think of south park. "did they measure from the base or the balls?"

Mike Betterton
Mike Betterton

heh it is dumb Ken. States probably do not shift very far from the bell curve. So it comes down to who and how you do your survey

Ken Champion
Ken Champion

Wow, fucking stupid. Well there ya go ladies, resounding proof your twisted ways screw us up... now where's the poll on which state rocks the biggest boobs? I wanna plaster that all over Facebook.

Victor Barrera
Victor Barrera

^ Lol! I was going to say that the natives can thank all the transplants for at least one things now! :P

Luke Jonathan
Luke Jonathan

i did come to town 2 years ago. so this adds up.

Jodie Wilson
Jodie Wilson

I'm sure that my ex-husband moving back to California gave our rating a boost.

Claire Amanda
Claire Amanda

Omg I saw this when I woke up I was dying laughing....The irony! Sean Nallen Tucker Zweizig Rachel Handel bwhahahha

Priya Butani Nye
Priya Butani Nye

Once again, more journalism taken from the dregs of your barrels. Can't you have a modicum of respect for one day at least?

Jj Muller
Jj Muller

My friend wrote this not me :)

Jj Muller
Jj Muller

@ KM "where are these guys at" most are gays secondly the one that are not do not know how to use 'em

Courtney Donaldson
Courtney Donaldson

What, does somebody stand on the 16th street mall and take a penis poll with measurements? Seriously? Slow day in the office?

Kay Dirling
Kay Dirling

Based on the size of condoms ordered... so really all we know here are which states have the most exaggerators.

Merréll Barry O'Brian
Merréll Barry O'Brian

I'll help out the ratings when I get there. I'm originally from SC and I'm sporting a near "perfect 10".

KM Fernandez
KM Fernandez

Wow! #11 where are all theses dudes at..... i think guys are buying Magnum when they really shouldn't

Donovan Aragon
Donovan Aragon

If I show them mine we should hit the number one spot

JimTom
JimTom topcommenter

You nailed it WestWord! You finally found the kind of story you should stick too.

Shelly Doss
Shelly Doss

C'mon... Everyone knows the biggest dicks are in DC...

Shawn Allbritten
Shawn Allbritten

To Priya...I'd rather have this reported than the constant bombardment of violence and depravity that has been going on of late. Don't like it? Don't read it. Simple as that.

Carrie Spyra
Carrie Spyra

Priya Butani Nye, I get that what happen at Arapahoe, but not ALL news should be tragic. If that was the case, we might as well cancel Christmas.

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