Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 719 area code, 2013 edition

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Over the course of 2013, we've shared three hilarious Texts From Last Night collections keyed to Colorado area codes: 303, 720 and 970.

But don't think we forgot you, 719. With the year winding to a close, it's finally your turn -- and lucky thing, because your latest batch of texts, which we've photo-illustrated, may be the most consistently bizarre and twisted batch yet.

Count down our ten favorites below and see what we mean.

Number 10: This is only a test

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Number 9: Animal attraction

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Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 719 area code, 2013 edition.

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Andrew Jones
Andrew Jones

Christian Torres??? HAHHAHAHAHAH - I know we have :) We seriously need to make your app idea!

Frank Catalfano
Frank Catalfano

COLORADO is setting the pace , there going to make a name for themselfs;

Joannah Harless
Joannah Harless

Yeah, the WW ain't what she used to be. I miss Herrera!

Chris Jeffries
Chris Jeffries

i sent a e mail to your music editor i regret wasting my own time....

Rebecca Repp
Rebecca Repp

Almost but luckily I was so drunk I sent it to the wrong number haha

Brendyn Beaver
Brendyn Beaver

While this column may be asinine I hope Westword keeps it up because of all the morons crying that they've been hacking our texts and invading peoples' private lives.

Denver Westword
Denver Westword

Hi Jared, we get them from Texts From Last Night. People forward their texts to them.

Jared Forqueran
Jared Forqueran

I'm confused, how do you read everyone's texts?? Even the pigs gotta get a warrant for that, please explain.

Eric Gibss
Eric Gibss

Really? I expected better news, and stay the hell out of ppls private lives,

Hope Schwab
Hope Schwab

#719 Dustin Rose J-dub WP Jay Giblaint Andrew Overall Chris Waldron #719 is some PIMPS

patricia.calhoun
patricia.calhoun moderator topcommentereditor

dave herrera is still the music editor.

Donkey_Hotay_is_GOD
Donkey_Hotay_is_GOD

@Denver Westword 

... so most of them are pure fabrication from attention seekers?

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