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Photos: Top ten "You know you're NOT from Denver when" punchlines

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Back in October, we shared our picks for the top ten "You know you're NOT from Colorado when" punchlines.

But with the holiday season upon us, we realized that the City of Denver deserved a list of its own.

With that in mind, here are our ten favorite ways to instantly tell if someone is a true Denverite or not.

Check them out below.

Number 10: You know you're NOT from Denver when....

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...you're surprised at the all the, um, special offers you get while walking through Civic Center Park.

Number 9: You know you're NOT from Denver when....

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...you think this mural means you can bring weapons to the airport.

Continue to keep counting down the top ten "You know you're NOT from Denver when" punchlines.



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Justin Riss
Justin Riss

you find yourself asking, "why do I keep smelling skunks randomly?"

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

Only you know 'Butt boy' Sterling Meeks, as your boyfriend Butt-Fucks you so much that's ALL you think about !

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Still yearning for that BBC, it seems, Danny Butt Boy (and no, I don't mean the overseas network).

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Weren't you one of Ted Haggard's butt boys at New Life back in the day, Danny?

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

No, Danny Butt Boy, it is YOU that is the "taco boy" since you're the one often licking the crusty rectum of your halfway house roomie every night. Add some hot sauce and BAM! Pura sabrosura!

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

While in REALITY - Sterling Meeks is the 'Butt Boy' of Denver's homosexual SICKOS !!!

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

Hey 'Taco boy', LMAO at a 'Low-Life Taco' like you suddenly getting a 'Superiority Complex' - when some of your fellow 'Taco's' LOST IT @ the Denver Broncos game Thursday - SHOWING US what 'Class' you & them DON'T HAVE - STABBING Gringos cuz their 'Donkeys' got whooped - LOL ! Justin Manzanares = 'Taco' who Stabs 'Gringos' because they ACCIDENTALLY ALMOST HIT his 'Taco Ride' (car) = yeah, that's REAL CLASS !!! zzz http://www.9news.com/news/article/368574/339/Man-accused-of-stabbing-3-after-Broncos-game zzz

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

Oh so 'Bitch boy' Sterling Meeks is thinking ANAL again, cuz his boyfriend's 'porking' him in the ASS tonight !!!

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Flores, that is apparently an invitation by Danny Butt Boy to you.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Danny Butt Boy, how many times have I told you that I am NOT the least bit interested in partaking in your scat fantasies? It simply ain't happenin'. Carry on.

Gabriel Joe Varela
Gabriel Joe Varela

I can tell you're of very high breeding by your use of words like "anyways". I'm not going to conquer a loser like you in a wit of words, because you have nothing better to do with your time.. Just fuck off, or go fuck back on your cousin, or mother, or uncle-brother, you miserable inbred piece of trash.Or better yet, just go back to the state you crawled out of when you decided to decimate our beautiful state, Jethro.

Merréll Barry O'Brian
Merréll Barry O'Brian

What the hell is wrong with Aurora now? I mean, looking on the map it's RIGHT THERE...a part of Denver! Oh my God! The housing is actually affordable! Oh no! Middle class people with real jobs who aren't on government disability of some type will move there! Oh shit!

Merréll Barry O'Brian
Merréll Barry O'Brian

You're at first confused by all the people who are NOT originally from Denver, who, just like you moved there to escape from somewhere else, and, after only an extremely short time, act like they build the fucking place! See you in May motherfuckers and, I WILL rule. Being liked is totally overrated. 8)

Gabriel Joe Varela
Gabriel Joe Varela

I can tell ur of very high breeding by using words like "anyways" I'm not going to lower myself by getting into a wit of words with a loser like yourself that has nothing better to do with his time.. fuck off or fuck back on your cousin or your mother or uncle-brother, you miserable inbred fuck... or better yet, just go back to the state you came from, Jethro.

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

All it really teaches is how to be a homosexual DOUCHEBAG...like Sterling Meeks !!!

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

FUCK OFF, 'Taco Boy' Juan Carlos Flores, you Cock-Sucking 'Piece of Shit' !!!

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

FUCK OFF, 'Taco Boy' Gabriel Joe Varela & I don't do what 'Mexican Pieces of Shit' like you say, anyways 'boy' !!!

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

And of course Rachel Alexander (who wrote the article above about Obama's 'MASSIVE VOTER FRAUD') 'is off her meds', too - right 'Mr. Homosexual', Sterling Meeks !!!

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

In upstate New York, violent crime rates dwarf those of CO. It doesn't seem that "tough love" is translating into success. At it really teaches is how to be a DOUCHEBAG...like yourself.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Given the endless whining regarding the city council's attempt to ban outdoor pot smoking on private property, it is clear that the whiff of bud is a big deal to many natives as well.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

You know someone IS from CO when they drive around in a rusting gas-guzzling SUV/pick-up truck with a silly "NO VACANCY" bumper sticker despite residing in a state with a population density half of that of Texas.

Justin Pearce
Justin Pearce

You know your not from colorado when you sound about as big of a jack ass as Gregory Humm or Mohammed Noufal

Jon Stevens
Jon Stevens

When you show love to people that aren't from Denver.

Jennifer James McNeil
Jennifer James McNeil

i always wonder where someone is from when they give me nice, friendly customer service b/c i know it's probably not from here.

Brendan Flynn
Brendan Flynn

How am I a dickhead, tough guy, huh? Get the fuck outta here with that shit. Real tough prick insulting me over fb..lol grow up, kid.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Several years after living here....northern CO is STILL full of assholes, but mostly of the craft-piss swilling, whiny butthurt variety, as opposed to the gun-toting, bitter beer swilling douchebags down South.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Those funny looks weren't due to your accent but simply because you're a dickhead.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

If it wasn't for the Subaru comment, I would have sworn you were describing KAH-LEE-FOUR-NYA.

Mohammed Z. Noufal
Mohammed Z. Noufal

Than stop turning Colorado into that by trying to inbreed idiocy

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

Not even on my WORST day would I ever consider relocating to FloriDUH.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

You know someone IS from CO when they drive around in a rusting gas-guzzling SUV/pick-up truck with a silly "NO VACANCY" bumper sticker despite residing in a state with a population density half of that of Texas.

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