Photos: Colorado People of Walmart, 2014 edition

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Back in 2010, we shared our first Colorado People of Walmart post, featuring snaps from the reliably bizarre People of Walmart site.

After our 2011, 2012 and 2013 galleries, we were eager for a return visit. And when we stopped by recently, we found plenty of Colorado-centric pics that were, well, everything they'd been cracked up to be.

See your friends and neighbors in our latest ten favorite photos below.

Number 10: A day at the beach

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Who needs an ocean when you've got a Walmart parking lot?

Number 9: Von but not forgotten

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It's against the rules for Von Miller to smoke something that might mellow him out. But the man wearing the "There Will Be Violence" tat on his scalp might consider it....

Continue to keep counting down our 2014 Colorado People of Walmart.



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Gerard Hickson
Gerard Hickson

" But I can only speak for co people when I say I'm pretty sure we're better than this" no...."you're" not.

Amadeus Tonguefingers
Amadeus Tonguefingers

Im sure everyone, including the writer, are flawless and infallible, right? "Hey- lets act superior to these people while pointing fingers and laughing like assholes" because everybody else are perfect shining pieces of humanity, right? Riiiight.

Andrea Mérida
Andrea Mérida

I think shaming working-class people is disgusting. Too many hipsters at Westword anymore.

Stephen Felt
Stephen Felt

Tempts me to pull their pants down and laugh.

Matthew Bosies
Matthew Bosies

From the bowels of Pennsyltucky to the fields of Weld County. Walmartians are the same wherever one goes...

Katherine Kearney Jewell
Katherine Kearney Jewell

I can't put my finger on it (actually I wouldn't want to) but these pictures bring to mind the Beyoncé singing and dancing posted by John P and Noah which I saw last night. Or perhaps I just don't get it. KJ

Jessica McHugh
Jessica McHugh

Omg Benjamin ... Let's just keep shopping online \U0001f601

Rick Mae
Rick Mae

Their sagging! Their cool

Rick Hyde
Rick Hyde

Showing some ASS, like a Boss, Carl Hansen

Bill Falk
Bill Falk

We call it Wally World!!!!\U0001f623\U0001f623\U0001f623\U0001f623

Sean Durgee
Sean Durgee

My people!!!! They should have a calendar of this stuff...and love #5

Tom Smith
Tom Smith

I wonder how many complain about teens with low pants.

Daniel Webster
Daniel Webster

Visual proof that there is 2 assholes in those pants.

Danie Brawand
Danie Brawand

I think this is classist in any state. But I can only speak for co people when I say I'm pretty sure we're better than this

Danie Brawand
Danie Brawand

That is sad! The westword should write an article about that!

Robert Gauss
Robert Gauss

I dunno about this, it's a point meriting consideration I think. Here's something though, the food, the cheap processed bs they sell as food, is making these customers sick. It is all they can afford that processed food like crap. Shit is all I can afford half the time THAT is sad, that these folks can only afford the stuff that's making them sick, for little money, then they can go to the Wal mart pharmacy and get drugs to combat the very illness this shit caused.

Gail Whittaker
Gail Whittaker

...and yet, if it said , say, "Kentucky People of Walmart", you'd probably think it was funny....

Auden Ledahl
Auden Ledahl

What's even better are the 400 lb lardballs waddling around with their guts out over their sweat pants. It's also drooping about 8" below their woefully undersized t-shirts.

Dian Feral
Dian Feral

Guess they don't sell belts there.

Fred Kaplan
Fred Kaplan

Apparently there butts don't feel a breeze.

Danie Brawand
Danie Brawand

This is classist and a very sad representation of what co people call entertainment. Learn to write real articles.

Lydia Sams
Lydia Sams

Julie Sams fancy that! I was going to ask the same about you.

Mark Allen Becker
Mark Allen Becker

Looks like the same faggot's who think they're gangsters and shit...

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