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Photos: Top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines

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It's a good news-bad news situation for the Colorado School of Mines. Good news: The college is known around the country for the brilliance of its students. Bad news: This reputation has resulted in a whole series of online Mines jokes, with many of the weirdest ones involving pickup lines for fellow engineers. Below, check out our photo-illustrated top ten. We suspect you Mines enrollees and alums out there will despise them -- but at least you understand why they're stupid. We're only guessing.

Number 10:

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"You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus."

Number 9:

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"You're so much cuter than your avatar."

Continue to keep counting down our list of the top ten Colorado School of Mines pickup lines.



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81 comments
Adam Curtiss
Adam Curtiss

Guy to girl ratio at mines 1-4. The odds are good but the goods are odd.

Caleb Schelle
Caleb Schelle

That's hilarious Jenny Celis!! \U0001f61c I'll have to give them a try around here!

Audrey Gerhart
Audrey Gerhart

Playboy rated us as having the worst sex life of any campus in the country.

Kelsey Erickson
Kelsey Erickson

Bahaha Peter Stimson...mines people aren't confident enough to use these...except for me of course ;)

Nate Gravy
Nate Gravy

"Yo baby you're the straw to my blue moon." "I'm sort of a math genius. Sans tipping."

Igor Ahmedić
Igor Ahmedić

Emma Ahmedic for your buddy going to school of mines.

Zack Judish
Zack Judish

Do most of them have anything to do with how much money their parents have?

Tim Batson
Tim Batson

Wow, those are really bad. And what exactly is this "free time" you refer to? ;)

Charis Denny Millar
Charis Denny Millar

For when you get some free time to attend to the ladies, Tim Batson.

Andrew Heft
Andrew Heft

Hahahaha that's funny! It's sad that some of them might even work...

Michelle Rodriquez-Porter
Michelle Rodriquez-Porter

Kaylie Douglas didn't Larry go to the school of mines? This is for Larry! Share this with him!

Jake Selig
Jake Selig

And that CSM has a 4:1 M:F ratio so if you even find a woman to use one of these on, chances are she's already virtually married

thereisnospoon63
thereisnospoon63

"Hey baby, I make three times more than the guy who wrote this article and I just graduated from there"

Kelsey Kribs
Kelsey Kribs

I thought you were just pullin those out cha ass hole

Cathy Connett Kamionka
Cathy Connett Kamionka

Where's the "Do you want to try my home-brewed beer?" Or "Our bathrooms have soap AND toilet paper!"

Devin Murray
Devin Murray

The only thing wrong with this is that none of them are remotely funny.

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

No one at MInes says this shit. You guys need to stop recycling old "articles" as well.

Ted Rand
Ted Rand

haha cannot believe this is an actual article

Julia Goolia Lee
Julia Goolia Lee

Yeah Tim Lynch we have mad game. Oh an Asian as the main picture, how fitting lol.

Steven Dryver
Steven Dryver

When will WestTurd do a Buzzfeed-esque list of the Top Five, 10, or 20 recycled "articles" from Village Voice affiliates?

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