Photos: Top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl

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According to our friends at Gawker, porn viewership during the Super Bowl went way down in Denver and Seattle -- but after the Broncos' brutal loss, the numbers in the Mile High City shot up by 10.8 percent over average. What were fans' most-viewed flicks? Gawker doesn't have that info, but when we checked the Broncos' roster, we couldn't help noticing how many players' names would work great in porn titles -- and so, we came up with our own Broncos-centric top ten. Count them down below, supplemented by vintage posters that are only mildly NSFW.

Number 10: Montee Ball stars in....

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Montee Baller
It's a real rush!

Number 9: Dan Koppen stars in....

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Koppen a Feel
Where there's no such thing as illegal holding!

Continue to keep counting down our top ten Broncos porn picks for after the Super Bowl.


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Phil Knight
Phil Knight

At least denver beat something that night !

John Scruggs
John Scruggs

It was just a game, and another week has gone by. Time to just settle and move on. I know this is not sage advice, but it is good enough for me to settle in.

Lori Mills
Lori Mills

Maybe the women chose it to cheer up their partner!!! Go women that wait on the sidelines all season while football is on.

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

Sterling LURKS all over Denver Westword when his Gay Lover is GONE !!!

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

Yes YOU ARE Whiney Queer Boy - LOOK AWAY Geek boy, Women aren't your 'type' !!!

Anthony Colón
Anthony Colón

Please explain how you know porn usage went up after the game? I call shenanigans...

Steve Oelrich
Steve Oelrich

I thought for sure Youbouty's would be "Sheikh Youbouty"!

Ty Ledgerwood
Ty Ledgerwood

Brokeback Manning since he pretty much got bent over by the Seahawks

Jonathan Cairo
Jonathan Cairo

Well congrats for adding yourself as a "Lamebook commenter" by what you just posted.

Chad Hill
Chad Hill

Great season, terrible Super Bowl, funny westword joke.

Sterling Meeks
Sterling Meeks

certainly reflective of the vast majority of whiny Lamebook commenters

Jonathan Cairo
Jonathan Cairo

I guess you guys at Westword have nothing better to write about anymore?

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