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Photos: Top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition

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Hard to believe, but it's been a year (actually a little more) since the last time we paid tribute to the best Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code. Sorry we're late!

But that just meant there were that many more weird, hilarious, embarrassing, astonishing texts from which to choose.

Look below to count down our ten favorites, photo-illustrated for your pleasure.

Number 10: Going out with a bang

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Number 9: If only they served them at the concession stand

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Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition.


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Jen Lewis
Jen Lewis

I know, it's crazy! Tricky bastards.

Steve Longeway
Steve Longeway

Jen Lewis - How did they steal all our text messages from the last two weeks?? NSA knows everything...

Pam Stiffler
Pam Stiffler

If I'm comfortable saying here it would seem my regrets were looking for a date...

Evan Conroy
Evan Conroy

Where do they get these texts? Are texts somehow public?

Morganne Foster
Morganne Foster

It always does Britta, it always does. But really though, that list is hilarious!

Morganne Foster
Morganne Foster

Yes, precisely. The NSA lets local newspapers scour millions of people's personal conversations all the time. The journalists highlight illegal criminal messages for the NSA, and in exchange for their countless hours of hard labor, the Westword gets to publish completely trivial messages about sex and vomit (and ONLY 10 messages per year, specifically). That's exactly how that works.

cardboardcowboy
cardboardcowboy

Elitch Gardens is closed for the season until May: where exactly was this person riding a looped coaster in early March in Colorado?

doodooskywalker
doodooskywalker

have you never seen TFLN? you submit them yourself- or your friend or whoever shared the message.

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