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Photos: Top ten U.S. cities for douchebags -- including two in Colorado

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Number 6: Glendale, Arizona
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If there is an alien race of douchebags on another planet that suddenly arrive on Earth, the'll head straight to Glendale to live amongst the city's d-bags. However, if those douchebag aliens have to leave it's humanity's hope that they take sports pundit Skip Bayless with them.
Highest douchebag category ranking: (Tie) Tosh.0 and Monster Energy -- 2

Number 5: Corpus Christi, Texas

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If you're ever lost, you can walk into the nearest Gold's Gym, and if you see someone on the bench press wearing a bluetooth and smoking an e-cigarette then you'll know you're in Corpus Christi, Texas.
Highest douchebag category ranking: Bluetooth -- 1

Continue to keep counting down the top ten U.S. cities for douchebags.


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Stephanie Ann Hast-Clow
Stephanie Ann Hast-Clow

1/2 are military towns.....not surprised. Sadly the good Aurora gets lumped in with the closer to Colfax Aurora. Colfax in Denver gets a black eye too......longest street in America and probably the sleaziest.lol

Audra Lee
Audra Lee

Ha. Sorry. Dudes in Aurora are not running around with popped collars and frosted tips. More like hoodies with the hood on. Don't get me wrong, Aurora is completely full of douches but not the kind described in this rather douchey editorial.

Rene Cordero
Rene Cordero

Art Valdez slow day at the Westword office I see

Art Valdez
Art Valdez

Rene Cordero dont u live in Aurora?

Maria Provalier
Maria Provalier

With everything going on in the world, why is this a story?

Desmond Moon
Desmond Moon

Mikey Roberts: WestTurd's own douche extraordinaire.

Dickey Natur
Dickey Natur

Where are they originally from? That's the real question.

Sean Gray
Sean Gray

Methinks the author dislikes Texas!

Allison Wolters
Allison Wolters

All of Summit county should have made this list. Especially Breck. It's the epicenter of trendy trustafarian bros and even bigger douchebag chicks. That place has more lame white bread bars than shopping outlets. You can't even hear your own thoughts over the enormity of some of these kids egos and failed dreams. Ick.

Sam Serkman
Sam Serkman

Ha! Yeah I read this before and I totally agree. Not only for the conservative douches but also for the military too

Michael Sabin
Michael Sabin

Where is Boulder, douchiest town I've lived in....

Dannie Hartnett
Dannie Hartnett

I counted four in Colorado. Someone can't count... How douchy

cynumber5
cynumber5

This piece seethes with hatred and INTOLERANCE for anything that doesn't comport with it's idea of trendy lefty stupidity. What happened to all that, "We believe in tolerance, diversity, and loooooooooove?"  Not if you disagree with them or dare to be, ohmygod..............Christian!  (I'm not, but apparently, bullying and vilifying Christians isn't intolerant at all.  It's merely what these brain-dead haters do in lock-step with one another.

-----Oh!!  And if this piece was written for humor, how come loony liberals don't have a sense of humor about any of their protective groups?  Can you say, hypocrite?

Kathy Wedzik
Kathy Wedzik

The meaning of douchebag please as the meaning has changed over the years.lmao

Lance916
Lance916

Forget Glendale, AZ...Scottsdale should be within the Top 5, if not within the top 2.

Heather Rosenberg
Heather Rosenberg

Lmao yeah I had no luck in aurora all I found was cheaters......

Nicholas Quinn Pike
Nicholas Quinn Pike

what was that? i couldn't understand you with all that cock in your mouth

Desmond Moon
Desmond Moon

My guess is that Nicky Pike here is doing his "best" to douche Ft Collins further up the list.

Desmond Moon
Desmond Moon

Ha. I do a far better job of clowning WestTurd "contributors" on a regular basis. You, on the other hand, are just a butthurt petulant little n00b clamoring for attention.

Alden Condict
Alden Condict

I thought maybe Fort Collins would make it on here...

Michael Sabin
Michael Sabin

Boulder may have been your douchiest! ! Just saying.....

Nicholas Quinn Pike
Nicholas Quinn Pike

please. i express more literary talent when i wipe my ass than westword has come up with in its entire existence. and what do you do there? blow all the "writers" while they sit around coming up with all this top notch journalism?

Desmond Moon
Desmond Moon

Southern Cali native, Boulder alum, and current Dallas resident: douchiness level off the charts

Desmond Moon
Desmond Moon

He's probably sitting outside their offices sulking away about STILL not being able to get a contributor gig.

Nicholas Quinn Pike
Nicholas Quinn Pike

actually I did the first time they posted this. They just spew bullshit faster than I can criticize it.

andrew595
andrew595

That picture is Atlanta, not Milwaukee. Just a heads up, editors.

Louis Lieb
Louis Lieb

How exactly do you define "douchebag", or is like the Supreme Court's definition of pornography: i.e. I know it when I see it?

Eliot Chaffee
Eliot Chaffee

Not sure how they came to this conclusion, as Westword is a local magazine.

Greg Hosack
Greg Hosack

Glendale...they must have never made it to Scottsdale or Tempe. There is way more douchebaggery going on there.

Anna Gingher
Anna Gingher

Push rude! Whatever! I have met only super nice people. We perhaps have angry douchey hobos!

cynumber5
cynumber5

You know damn well why!  Because leftie Westword wraps it's "tolerance and diversity" in hatred for anything Christian or conservative.  They are full of hate and ridiculous generalities, all to suit their twisted view of the world.

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