Photos: Top ten U.S. cities for douchebags -- including two in Colorado


Number 4: Aurora, Colorado
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If The Walking Dead is ever remade, and the zombies are swapped out for douchebags, the show will definitely be filmed in Aurora, Colorado. Locals must already hide in their homes to avoid the crowds of douchie men roaming the streets at night, easily spotted by their popped collars, True Religion jeans, and frosted tips. To avoid douchebags, consider moving to Denver, which ranks a respectable 73rd on our list.
Highest douchebag category ranking: Vin Diesel -- 4

Number 3: San Antonio, Texas

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San Antonio would be the perfect city for Guy Fieri to launch a Benihana-style restaurant where diners cluster around deep fryers to eat overpriced fair food served by chefs in rodeo clown costumes. The meals would pair perfectly with a Bud Light Lime -flavored slushie served in an oversized fishbowl. It would be, to quote Fieri, "off the chain."
Highest douchebag category ranking: Vin Diesel -- 11

Continue to keep counting down the top ten U.S. cities for douchebags.

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muhutdafuga
muhutdafuga topcommenter

Hulbert, Oklahoma is America's rectum.  It is less a city and more a speed trap.

Daniel J. King IV
Daniel J. King IV

Oh so Michael Roberts/Westword wants us to believe moving from Aurora into the Sickness of Denver suddenly transforms one into being 'hip & cool' ???

mr_thorns
mr_thorns

Hmm... what's worse here?  Douchebags?  Or self-absorbed hipsters from the Westword using clothing, music and celebrities to determine someone's worth?


Go fuck yourselves Westword and drop the junior high mentality.

Casie Rock
Casie Rock

Dissing a city for openly enjoying Chris brown's music? I stopped reading after that. I like breezy. There I said it.

John Fry
John Fry

I cant take a list that does not include Los Angeles

Joseph Lionelle
Joseph Lionelle

Hate to break the news to them, but moving to Denver doesn't exactly put distance between them and Aurora...

Robert Shea
Robert Shea

I have often said that Aurora is Colorado's Florida.

David Rose
David Rose

Stupid, highlands ranch and aspen are wayyy worse. Douche bags

Nicholas Quinn Pike
Nicholas Quinn Pike

westword should look at an issue of rooster and take notes. although note taking alone probably cant dislodge a head from an ass, when its stuck that far up in there

Carlena Martinez
Carlena Martinez

Really?! Unfollowing you westword! You are a drain on my iq and time.

James Brown
James Brown

by the way... please explain to your daughters what a douchebag is....

Jeremiah Bebo
Jeremiah Bebo

Colroado Springs. Beautiful scenery, terrible people.

Derek Garcia
Derek Garcia

Surprised all 10 weren't in TX. Not surprised most actually were m

Mike Skeel
Mike Skeel

CaroleMichael Taylor, we are happy without you in our state...if u dont like CO, why follow westword?

James Brown
James Brown

no problem JD, they used FB interests to write an article....just sayin.....there are far more DB categories then what this place offers....btw, I still think Westword is a great pub.....

Mike Skeel
Mike Skeel

James Brown..i dont think they used fb to write anything, its an article from their website that was linked to fb...do i really need to explain this to an adult?

Jezery DeHynton
Jezery DeHynton

They "POST" to fb, what are you doing on here if you have such a problem with it and btw, you could stop following them.

Ross McAfee
Ross McAfee

That'll take me about .5 seconds to guess. Colorado Springs, Aurora. Easy.

Jacob Meier
Jacob Meier

Haha was just gonna tag you in this Cristian gold ole Springs!

James Brown
James Brown

HEY WESTWORD! If you have to use FB to wirte articles, you get a douchebag award yourselves....

Sean Dolan
Sean Dolan

Sorry...Boulder has turned into a self absorbed suburb of LA. How we didn't make the list is beyond me.

Carrie Driskill
Carrie Driskill

Carrie Spyra just because you are wealthy and educated does not exclude you from being a douche. In fact, you're a douche just for saying that.

Carrie Spyra
Carrie Spyra

Chad Rodgers please refer to my previous comment :)

Carrie Spyra
Carrie Spyra

At Kim Anderson. As a local Boulderite I feel the need to defend my town and disagree with your comment. Boulder is one of the wealthiest, and most educated towns in the u.s. for a reason. Just sayin... :)

Todd Nelson
Todd Nelson

San Antonio made the top 3! HOW FUNNY! And Texas got two in the top 10! I, of course call home to two of the states that got 2 EACH! I must be a douche too! ROFL!

Chad Rodgers
Chad Rodgers

Yes I dont get why pretentious Boulder douches aren't on this list.

Steve Cserpnyak
Steve Cserpnyak

If they only ranked Denver 73rd they were never in Lodo after midnight. There is no more douchie place on the planet. Capital Hill is 2nd.

GoAvs
GoAvs

Richmond, VA should also be on this list.

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