Photos: Top ten U.S. cities for douchebags -- including two in Colorado
Number 2: El Paso, Texas
There's simply nothing like an El Paso summer's eve. Everybody hops in Chad's Hummer, they turn up Drake, hit the local bars for Jägerbombs and Amaretto sours, and then finish up with everyone getting a matching bellybutton piercing. It's a daily douche-tastrophe in El Paso.Highest douchebag category ranking: Mixed Martial Arts -- 1
Number 1: Laredo, Texas
Laredo easily won the title of the Douchebag Capital of America, topping all other major cities in professed love for Ed Hardy, Vin Diesel, Axe BodySpray, and Monster Energy Drinks. While the majority of the city's residents are far from douches, the border city still remains America's premier douche-topia -- a virtual d-bag theme park populated by some of the douchiest douchebags in all of America. Before it gets any douchier, Laredo should ban tribal tattoos, outlaw grown men from riding Razor scooters, and build a wall around itself to keep out reality TV loser Jon Gosselin. He's the only person who loves Ed Hardy clothing more than the douchebags of Laredo.Highest douchebag category ranking: (Tie) Don Ed Hardy, Vin Diesel, Axe, Monster Energy -- 1
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