Photos: Top eight ways Colorado kicks the sh*t out of New Jersey

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Yesterday, we shared negative remarks about Colorado by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie in relation to this state's marijuana laws. Among his comments: "For the people who are enamored with the idea with the income, the tax revenue from this, go to Colorado and see if you want to live there."

Those were fighting words for Governor John Hickenlooper, whose office compiled a series of state rankings in which Colorado tops the Garden State. See eight Hick-blessed examples, supplemented by Christie memes.

Number 8:

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America's Top States for Business

Colorado: 7th

New Jersey: 42nd

Source: CNBC

Number 7:

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The Best State for Business and Careers

Colorado: 5th

New Jersey: 32nd

Source: Forbes

Continue to keep counting down the top eight ways Colorado kicks the sh*t out of New Jersey.


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BestGrowerInTheWorld
BestGrowerInTheWorld

Not sure why it's even being argued.  Like we need any more prick NJ a-holes to move out here and tell us how great that shithole is.

Tom Aigeldinger
Tom Aigeldinger

I'll take a cheesteak over fried bull nuts any day. Trying to compare the food out here to back there is nuts.

Joe Brown
Joe Brown

Why do we need 8, 10, 20 reasons....we have the only one that matters...we're not New Jersey....

Virginia Meadow
Virginia Meadow

Our governor is far better looking, and way more ethical. Also, he is a nice person, with good manners.

Bill Alan Doak
Bill Alan Doak

All you had to say was Colorado versus the garbage state. Nuff said.

Adam Aedro Drotar
Adam Aedro Drotar

even people from jersey hate jersey. making fun of christie is like kicking a cripple kid.

Bradley Crable
Bradley Crable

you're lower on the food chain....GET IN MY BELLY! :P

Bradley Crable
Bradley Crable

New Jersey is a wet fart New York let stay! Crap state.......

Sean Milano
Sean Milano

The way you morons lap up this pandering garbage shows your ignorance.

muhutdafuga
muhutdafuga topcommenter

As big an ass as Christie is, he is the most reasonable of the republicans positioning themselves for a run at the presidency. 
This is not an endorsement of Christie, it is an indictment of the radical republican party and their yappy little followers.


Melissa Taylor
Melissa Taylor

"That woman is so classy and brilliant...she must be from New Jersey." said no one ever!

Brian Martinez
Brian Martinez

Chris Christie recently changed his mind on legalization of Marijuana after he was told you could possibly deep fry it.

Cole Cribari
Cole Cribari

Kira Konstantine Rachel Barbakoff lolololol

Blazar Seeda
Blazar Seeda

Go eat more cheeseburgers and shut up Christie.

Vanity Rivera
Vanity Rivera

all the fat comments kinda just made colorado look like douches, although I agree with everything else. Making personal attacks really kind of has nothing to do with it.

Loretta Cabral
Loretta Cabral

governor chris christies doesn't live here and he is not our Governor.

William Chandler
William Chandler

How about air quality? They burn NYC garbage day and night, and I was able to smell the pines at Stapleton, almost 30 yrs ago, when they opened the door to the plane.

Mary Borkenhagen
Mary Borkenhagen

This statement shows just how desperate Christie is. After he is convicted for his multiple scandals, impeached, debarred & no longer can practice law, becomes broke from the civil suits sure to follow, let's see how great he thinks living in Jersey is.

A-stitch Saves Minds
A-stitch Saves Minds

I've lived near Jersey, couldn't bring myself to actually move into the state. Moved to Colorado 23 years ago, & never went back. Colorado has everything better especially Christie isn't here. He's got no right talking or judging any state considering how screwed up his body & bridge fiasco issues plummeted his standing as a human.

Ronnie Solomon
Ronnie Solomon

ya but it's kinda like would you rather live in this crap hole or that crap hole? they both have dimwits in office.

Mollywog
Mollywog

Uh.. I'm pretty sure that Gov. Christie has never been to Colorado. I've been to NJ and.. no. Just no.   Also, I know I'm not the only Colorado Native totally happy with people not moving here from New Jersey.


Steve Gitz
Steve Gitz

Pot smoking libs. Oh like wow I'm an Obama zombie.

Joseph Eskew
Joseph Eskew

Wear your shoes on the NJ beaches, the syringes in all the medical waste being dumped off shore are lurking in the sand.

Joseph Eskew
Joseph Eskew

I live in the foothills west of Boulder, and just had a NJ family move in next door. THEY SUCK!

Nancy Hedberg
Nancy Hedberg

We can pump our own gas in Colorado, instead of waiting for a surly gas attendant.

Dee Robinson
Dee Robinson

I have and I did. There is no comparing the two. Colorado wins hands down, Don't even start a fight you can't win and didn't need to start!

Dee Robinson
Dee Robinson

How the Hell can you say our governors are the same. You are also a complete Moron!

Dee Robinson
Dee Robinson

As a kid in Colorado, all that I knew about NJ came from people who moved here to escape NJ. They had nothing good to say about their x-state, but they did said Colorado was beautiful, clean, and had friendly healthier people! Now that I've been to N.J. I can't think of one thing better in N.J. Christy shut your fat lying pig face, you fucking moron !!!

Dan Woodward
Dan Woodward

Denver omellete and 300 days of sunshine

Martin Ward
Martin Ward

Do you want a reason OTHER than it is a joy to wake up in the sunshine, clear air, and beautiful climate of Colorado each day and not the life-sucking, fetid, corrupt cesspool that is New Jersey?

Tim Fish
Tim Fish

Lol last I checked not even ppl from new jersey like their state pretty much no contest co vs the armpit of america kinda unfair haha

Gail Ostheller Barr
Gail Ostheller Barr

How odd that someone with political aspirations would risk alienating Colorado voters. Surely he knows Colorado is a swing state.

Zak Dreyfuss
Zak Dreyfuss

Our states out west are a lot more than just a city...

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