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Photos: Top eight ways Colorado kicks the sh*t out of New Jersey

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Yesterday, we shared negative remarks about Colorado by New Jersey Governor Chris Christie in relation to this state's marijuana laws. Among his comments: "For the people who are enamored with the idea with the income, the tax revenue from this, go to Colorado and see if you want to live there."

Those were fighting words for Governor John Hickenlooper, whose office compiled a series of state rankings in which Colorado tops the Garden State. See eight Hick-blessed examples, supplemented by Christie memes.

Number 8:

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America's Top States for Business

Colorado: 7th

New Jersey: 42nd

Source: CNBC

Number 7:

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The Best State for Business and Careers

Colorado: 5th

New Jersey: 32nd

Source: Forbes

Continue to keep counting down the top eight ways Colorado kicks the sh*t out of New Jersey.



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Ninetynine Seeds
Ninetynine Seeds

Giving lesson on how to shut down a city. By strategic way of placing traffic barriers. ..what a prick

Darrell Dean
Darrell Dean

That's all he's good for shitting on everyone.

Rick Mae
Rick Mae

Dislike Christie! Got my point across with using f word....

David Jiles
David Jiles

Get the hell out of our state you jackass !

Victor Calvin Hoe
Victor Calvin Hoe

Get your stench out of Colorado, Chris Christie, you big fat looser.

Chris Heller
Chris Heller

Northeast NJ is part of metropolitan NYC and a successful person there would have no reason to leave. I can see working class people trading out NJ for Colorado but I'm not wild about all the growth hitting the state. Someone that brags about being the fastest growing anything has their head screwed on backwards.

Preston Eugne Powell
Preston Eugne Powell

Colorado don't have a big sign saying worry about us . Come here run your mouth. Slam colorado natives .Fuck that your choice don't like it we have 4 borders find one

Adam Aedro Drotar
Adam Aedro Drotar

Also, CO is not ranked that high and half those categories are a joke... stop being all high and mighty.

Adam Aedro Drotar
Adam Aedro Drotar

I'm not defending Jersey... I'm saying making fun of it is like kicking a retarded kid with no legs writhing in their own feces.

Michael Clarke
Michael Clarke

I will gladly pay you on tuesday for a hamburger today.

Shaina Paz
Shaina Paz

Seriously!? You guys are still talking about that toilet? Give it a rest, nobody here in Colorado gives a Fuck about new jersey. Next?

Laura Carlson
Laura Carlson

^ ha cheeseburgers...he does kinda look like Randy from trailer park boys

Paul Kuenzi
Paul Kuenzi

What a fucking joke. Christie should stick to what he knows: cheeseburgers.

kkluwang
kkluwang

I am a foreigner and have just moved from Colorado to NJ...and wow... I am missing Colorado so much .... I have lived in Colorado for the last 3 years....have traveled in every nook and corner of Colorado...found the people of Colorado very friendly and helpful...well mannered....and Colorado as a very safe place...no matter where you travel in Colorado...

The day I landed in Newark airport, the taxi driver kept swearing to himself and on the phone...that impression has left a lasting negative impression about NJ to me....Newark is dirty unlike denver....

Since, I am a foreigner I will move back to my country after 2 years....but Colorado and its friendly people will always be in my heart...

NJ is no competition to Colorado... NJ, to be able to compete with Colorado, you have a long way to go....the people of NJ have to make NJ safe....that's the most important factor...

Mr Christie, are you listening... Your people must abandon crime and make NJ a safe place to live in....first...

BestGrowerInTheWorld
BestGrowerInTheWorld

Not sure why it's even being argued.  Like we need any more prick NJ a-holes to move out here and tell us how great that shithole is.

Tom Aigeldinger
Tom Aigeldinger

I'll take a cheesteak over fried bull nuts any day. Trying to compare the food out here to back there is nuts.

Joe Brown
Joe Brown

Why do we need 8, 10, 20 reasons....we have the only one that matters...we're not New Jersey....

Virginia Meadow
Virginia Meadow

Our governor is far better looking, and way more ethical. Also, he is a nice person, with good manners.

Bill Alan Doak
Bill Alan Doak

All you had to say was Colorado versus the garbage state. Nuff said.

Adam Aedro Drotar
Adam Aedro Drotar

even people from jersey hate jersey. making fun of christie is like kicking a cripple kid.

Bradley Crable
Bradley Crable

you're lower on the food chain....GET IN MY BELLY! :P

Bradley Crable
Bradley Crable

New Jersey is a wet fart New York let stay! Crap state.......

Sean Milano
Sean Milano

The way you morons lap up this pandering garbage shows your ignorance.

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