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Photos: Fifteen mystery Colorado mug shots and what the arrestees might have been thinking

Categories: Mug Shots

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"Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me?" More photos below.
KREX-TV in Grand Junction, for which I interned many, many years ago, takes a highly unusual approach to its latest booking-photos roundup. The station doesn't identify anyone or reveal why they were made to pose for a mug shot -- which inspires the viewer to use his imagination.

Here are our picks for the fifteen most memorable pics and what we imagine each person was thinking when the camera clicked.

Number 15:

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"Bow before my chin beard!"

Number 14:

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"It makes me sad when you won't get off my lawn."

Number 13:

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"Sorry about that. I just ate at Taco Bell."

Continue to keep counting down our gallery of fifteen mystery Colorado mug shots and what the arrestees might have been thinking.

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19 comments
Joshua Ward
Joshua Ward

15 mug shots. You dont know the crime? Why are you posting them to Facebook? You suck Denver Westword

Heather Doozer
Heather Doozer

I hope someday westword and its readers mature past mugshot pics. This baby shit is pathetic

Matthew Steele
Matthew Steele

As an alt-media publisher, i am officially unfollowing this publication.

Barbara Perez
Barbara Perez

Westword used to be decent. I think they must hire writers fresh out of (or still attending) high school with no actual concept of what being a REAL writer entails; it is now page after page of garbage.

Ffej Knar
Ffej Knar

where do you find this crap? about to get rid of Denver Westword on my feed. Lame!!!

Casey Karns
Casey Karns

This is a bullshit post. These people don't need to be humiliated by the westword.

Sarah Martin
Sarah Martin

I know number 3&7 D: crazy! Small world!

Tessera Weiss
Tessera Weiss

That guy looks like he has a chromosomal defect, like XYY.

James Bullard
James Bullard

lol they look like a bunch of normal people. nothing funny about this or the captions at all.

Chelsie Pamela
Chelsie Pamela

I'm not sure Denver Westword ever had journalism just crap.

Barbara Perez
Barbara Perez

This is what is considered journalism these days?

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

Fluffmaster Roberts = the Prince of Puerile Punkery



DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

... ask Mikey to regurgitate his infamous "Ugliest Whores of Colfax" mug shot debacle.


He still hasn't learned from his prolific panoply of mistakes.


Though all the other Voice Media www sites in low-grade repuglykkkan markets do run weekly Mug Shot spectacle / humiliation pieces. 


Looks like Wasteword doesn't consider its market to be any more evolved than Phoenix, Dallas or Broward County.





DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

At least Fluffmaster Mikey didn't put 15 mug shots on 15 separate pages as he often does to artificially inflate page views / advertising revenues.

DonkeyHotay
DonkeyHotay topcommenter

... Pulitzer nominated.

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