Photos: Ten IKEA products that sound like sex toys (NSFW)

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For those of us who don't happen to be Swedish, the product names at IKEA can sound sorta...dirty. And the more erotic they seem, the more likely they are to be totally mundane.

Don't believe us? Check out the following ten items, complete with photos of what they sound as if they should look like and what they actually are.

ARÖD

Sounds as if it should look like....

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Actually looks like....

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What is it?

Work lamp, gray. $39.99.

OMSORD

Sounds as if it should look like....

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Actually looks like....

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What is it?

Shoe tree, large. One pair $0.99.

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11 comments
Chad Kreutzer
Chad Kreutzer

I always thought I had a dirty mind, but I totally did not see it with any of these. Sure, I wouldn't have been able to tell what these things were from their name alone, but I sure wouldn't have thought they were sex Toys?!

ProximoJHB
ProximoJHB

Really  Michael Roberts?!?! . . . REALLY??!! . . . . Dude write about something that actually matters not this stupid crap! This is at least the 2nd shitty worthless article I have seen your name at the top of! . . 2 Strikes Bra. . .

Jessie Evans
Jessie Evans

Apparently I have the sense of humor of a 13 yr. old boy because this made me giggle.

Paul Brown
Paul Brown

Have to agree with you on that. Lame. Very lame.

Cary Ehlers
Cary Ehlers

Hmmm never been in the IKEA stores before.

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