Top twenty rejected Colorado vanity license plates, sex fiend edition

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More rejected Colorado vanity license plates below.
For a recent Off-Limits column about the ganjapreneur whose Colorado vanity license reads "PUREMMJ," we asked for a list of plates the state had refused to okay -- and it's huge. Literally thousands of vanity-plate applications have been turned down over the years, some so obviously, and hilariously, apt to offend many if not most drivers that it's hard to believe anyone thought the Department of Motor Vehicles would go along.

Below, see the twenty most memorable sex-themed rejections as they would have looked on actual Colorado plates -- an effect achieved with a little help from the online ACME License Maker site. And yes, all of them were actually requested. Count them down here.

Number 20:

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Number 19:

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Number 18:

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Number 17:

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Continue to keep counting down the top twenty rejected Colorado vanity license plates, sex fiend edition.

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Tracy Ann Spencer
Tracy Ann Spencer

I like it.....My handle is Cream68, so this is KOOL!!!! Too bad the state doesn't have a sense of humor!!!!

Jeff Jordan
Jeff Jordan

Which one of these was your request Dean?

fishingblues
fishingblues topcommenter

 BE LOW ME


(Made the cut in So. Dakota.)

Scott White
Scott White

Yet I saw a New Mexico vanity plate that reads "PINCHE". WTH?

Walt Huber
Walt Huber

I'm sure this is Mike Erma from the class of 1969

Dale Trone
Dale Trone

A few months ago NPR's "wait wait don't tell me" talked about a Colorado tofu lover that applied for ILUV2FU and was turned down That seems to me to belong in the top 20.

Reign Peace
Reign Peace

Being that we are the largest producer/buyer of porn in the world, makes us such hypocrites.

Logan Geyer
Logan Geyer

Hahha Austin Katzer I shoulda gotten one

Marcus Rose
Marcus Rose

Some of them are obvious why the DMV would say no. However, some of them there really is no reason why they should say no. Unless its offensive, simply being slang shouldn't be a reason to say no!

Lora Buboltz
Lora Buboltz

They rejected bdaztoy for my badass Tacoma

Josh Graham
Josh Graham

I tried to get PUCK ME when the Avs came to town, they actually printed the plate but when I went to pick it up, the clerk said, "you know, I don't think we're going to give you this"

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