Photos: Five best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections

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Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections is one of the busiest college-friendly Facebook pages of its type. And while we don't know which posts brought kindred souls together, or which ones induced vomiting, we can guess.

Continue to see our photo-illustrated picks for the five best and worst pitches on the page, with the names removed to protect the uninterested. Count them down below.

See also: Photos: Top ten CU-Boulder Missed Connections, Spring-is-coming edition

Fifth-worst pitch: Breeders not wanted

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Are there any single ladies who DON'T have a kid in Junction?! Haha seriously though, just looking for a cute lady to have some fun summer adventures with yet!

Fifth-best pitch: Shy but sensitive

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You are one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. You seem like you would be very cool and down to earth. Hopefully I can grow some balls and talk to you, so that I can get to know you and tell you this in person.

Continue to keep counting down the best and worst pitches on Colorado Mesa University Missed Connections.



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