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Video: Peyton Manning Reclaims "Worst Rapper Ever" Title in New DirecTV Ad

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Video and another screen capture below.
Hot on the heels of Peyton Manning's awkward dancing to "Rocky Top," which won the Internet via memes, GIFs and Vines, the Quarterback King of All Media is once again showing off his nonexistent skills in another medium: rap. In a sequel of sorts to last year's DirecTV ad, Peyton and little brother Eli Manning tout the service's new fantasy football channel in a "song" featuring weird special effects plus cameos by dad Archie Manning, Joe Namath and music-video-style hotties aplenty. As for Peyton's flow, he makes Shaquille O'Neal seem like Jay Z by comparison. Thank heavens he's good at football. Check out another screen capture and the extended version of the clip below.

See also: Peyton Manning's awkward dancing wins the Internet via Vine, GIF, memes

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Peyton and Eli in action.

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13 comments
Isaac Loya
Isaac Loya

Westword has become a bunch of lame ass haters!

Joe Zigmond
Joe Zigmond

It's sort of amazing how badly you're missing the point here. Even people who hate Manning (like fans of all the other NFL teams) typically think these ads are funny. I guess Michael Roberts doesn't get the joke.

Ryan Hood
Ryan Hood

The Westword just will let any jackass write anything for them apparently. I swear sometimes you're posting the ramblings of morons just to get comments on your Facebook page

Karye Ann
Karye Ann

This is hysterical and they know they're mocking themselves. Or making a mockery -- anyone to dumb to understand needs a diaper and a bottle stat.

muhutdafuga
muhutdafuga topcommenter

About as good as other rapping.

Stephanie Sarad
Stephanie Sarad

Lol peyton doesnt need money. He did it as a joke. hello!

Zachariah Geiger
Zachariah Geiger

Hillarious video. Not quite as good as the first song though.

Yucky Tomsson
Yucky Tomsson

This video is awesome. Guess Westword doesn't have a sense of humor.

Cynthia Mendez
Cynthia Mendez

Need money badly enough? Give me a break; he knows he cannot rap. It is meant to be funny, not an attempt to begin a music career.

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