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Photos: Our Favorite "You Can Be Sure You Live in Colorado When..." Punchlines, Part One

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What's the difference between "You know you're from Colorado when..." jokes and those that start "You can be sure you live in Colorado when"? Not a whole heckuva lot -- but we just stumbled upon this list using the latter variation and were surprised that many of the gags hadn't shown up in our previous collections. There were so many of them, in fact, that it'll take us multiple posts to share all our favorites.

Here's the kickoff piece. Count down our first photo-illustrated "You can be sure you live in Colorado when..." punchline assortment below.

See also: Photos: Top ten "You know you're from Colorado when..." punchlines

Number 10: You can be sure you live in Colorado when....

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...people from other states breathe five times as often as you do.

Number 9: You can be sure you live in Colorado when....

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...you see someone riding a Harley in a downpour and you look closer to see if it's anyone you know.

Continue to keep counting down our favorite "You can be sure you live in Colorado when..." punchlines, part one.



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16 comments
Max Padilla
Max Padilla

When you still think your in NewYork city and piss outside . ( or Texas)

Mike Skeel
Mike Skeel

Uhmm ...the roads are used enough within the first 3 hours for all of the snow on them to be melted...so yes hardly

Clara Madrid
Clara Madrid

There is a whole body of attorney regulation that you probably don't know about. This is an unnecessary petition.

Clara Madrid
Clara Madrid

Are you saying that when we get dumped on with 3 feet of snow, the potholes remain empty? Not hardly.

Clara Madrid
Clara Madrid

Nice pics but why can't you give us the option of seeing it all on one page. I'm selective in reading WestWord posts because it takes a long time to scroll through. FAIL

Janet Armstrong
Janet Armstrong

You can be sure you live in CO when...the Rocky Mountains are in your back yard no matter where you live.

Mike Skeel
Mike Skeel

#7...no, people from co dont think that, complete asshole driver think of that...and #2...tires create friction, which in turn creates heat, which melts thw snow on the roads. In the potholes or not. Jesus, what fucking idiot wrote this? When have you ever seen a pothole full of snow? Holy fuck

Myles McReynolds
Myles McReynolds

Take tofu out of #3 and add replace it with green chile! Also you know you're from Denver when you look at that damn beautiful sunset every night and think about the Broncos

nemopunk15
nemopunk15 topcommenter

The first several were weak sauce, the last 2 were spot on.

Albert Gallo
Albert Gallo

You write your name in the snow without using your hands...

Clayton Capra
Clayton Capra

I've seen ski folk do this as well on the pass up to Winter Park.

Paul Murin
Paul Murin

Silly article, but the picture of the cyclist peeing on the side of the road is an all-too-common sight up here in Lefthand Canyon.

xyzabc
xyzabc

When duty calls you otta(sp?) go...When nature calls you gotta GO!!

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