Hellooooo, Ladies!: Sexy Facebook Poser Keith Gardner Busted for Stripping at Police Station
Keith Gardner is very comfortable showing off his physique, as is clear from his Facebook profile pic, seen here and in wider angle, maybe-safe-for-work-but-maybe-not version below. But Colorado Springs cops say he went a little too far yesterday -- by stripping down in a police station. And the story doesn't end there.
The larger and even more beguiling version of Keith Gardner's Facebook profile pic is among the photos below.
According to the Colorado Springs blotter, the incident took place around 8 p.m. last night at the Police Operations Center, located at 705 South Nevada Avenue.
A Google Maps look at the Colorado Springs Police Operations Center.
At that time, an officer assigned to the center called for backup when a man later identified as Gardener, 38, walked into the building's lobby and took his pants off.
He did the same thing in his aforementioned Facebook photo:
The blotter notes that after the man exposed himself, he quickly split on foot.
Officers followed, and they didn't have to look far. They found him running naked on the 800 block of South Nevada.
As you can see in the following Google Maps screen capture, this stretch of roadway includes a convenient bail-bonds business:
Shortly thereafter, Gardner got the chance to pose for another photo -- but the folks at the El Paso County Criminal Justice Center clothed him first and aimed the camera above the shoulders. Sorry, ladies. Here's a look at his mug shots.
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