Inspired by President Obama's American Jobs Act campaign performance at Lincoln High School, Mayor Michael Hancock can now claim that new trash fees are needed to create new jobs...
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Getting rejected by a potential employer is disappointing. But getting rejected after building the company's logo out of LEGO pieces and submitting it as your résumé is even worse. Thus was the case with Kendra Wiig, who applied for the job of community manager last September for LEGO Universe, an online game created by Louisville game developer, NetDevil.
It is probably safe to say the jobs that were lost during America's Great Recession will never come back, each a casualty of an unsustainable economic system. All new jobs will be created as society transforms into a sustainable future. 
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Attend the October 2, 2010, Inaugural Denver Chicken Coop Tour (sponsored by Denver Urban Homesteading and Denver Botanic Gardens; tickets $20) and see how the backyard chicken industry will be a leading generator of new jobs...
More >>Slight changes to the scheduled attractions at the annual Colorado State Fair in Pueblo could transform the dated farm show into a much needed economy-boosting job fair...
Big experience, extreme references and speed résumé would be the three main events at the State Fair Job Fair Olympics. As seen in the illustration above, job seekers of all shapes and sizes would compete to show just how far (and high) they'd jump to get a job. Page down to see the scheduled entertainment that would make the job hunt fun for the whole family...
It's the start of the decade, and that means the U.S. Census Bureau is posting fliers everywhere, looking for temporary, part-time help to ring doorbells and glean data. Pay starts at $16.25 an hour in Denver, considerably less in Grand Junction ($12.50) and Pueblo ($11.00). 
"Nine into thirteen, carry the four -- wait a sec."
You'd think in this economy, there would be no shortage of applicants, but recruiting is reportedly more difficult than usual this year. Perhaps it's a sign of a deepening erosion of the skills required to be an enumerator -- some basic math, logic, reading and comprehension, as well as an ability to file stuff properly. I recently came across a practice test, and while it wasn't exactly the MCAT, it did require you to pay attention.
Here's a sample:
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Having trouble finding work? You're not alone. Follow Jobbed every week as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer.
"Sounds like a great job to me!"
The Job: Governor of the state of Colorado
Responsibilities: Running the state; navigating Colorado out of horrific financial crisis; maintaining moral high ground while blasting members of opposing party; running for office; cleaning toilet paper off of Governor's Mansion lawn after teepeeing events.
Qualifications: Has previously held elected office (this is not the case for Colorado senators however); proven record of raising gobs of cash quickly; ability to spin anything for political gain; has not had (proven) marital affairs.
Pay: $90,000
What it doesn't say: This job will be a career killer.
Having trouble finding work? You're not alone. Follow Jobbed every week as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer.
The Job, as posted online: New Year's Day Masseuse
Responsibilities: Seeking a relaxing massage for one or two couples on New Years Day (2 to 4 people, Straight, No Sexual Innuendos) 12:00 PM to 3:00 PM on New Years Day.
Qualifications: Certified Massage Therapist preferred
Pay: Best rate
What it doesn't say: "No Sexual Innuendos" Riiiigghhtt. That's why you're posting on Craigslist. This might not be the right way to kick off a new decade.
Having trouble finding work? You're not alone. Follow Jobbed every week as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer.
The Job, as posted online: Sign spinners
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The Job, as posted online: Baggage Handler Agent, DIA
Responsibilities: Transport luggage from ticket counter to TSA for pre-board security screening; assist ticket counter staff in lifting heavy/oversized luggage; retrieve luggage after TSA clearance and place on bag belt in a timely manner to ensure that all checked baggage is loaded onto departing aircraft; comply with all safety and security regulations; answer questions and direct passengers to food/restroom and other airport areas.
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Having trouble finding work? You're not alone. Follow Jobbed every week as we troll for the weird, the wacky and the worst of what the recession-era world of job ads has to offer.
The Job, as posted online: Temporary Replacement Clerk at King Soopers
Responsibilities: King Soopers will be hiring temporary replacement clerks as a precautionary measure due to a potential labor dispute with the UFCW Local 7.
Qualifications: A beating heart (just kidding, sort of). You MUST bring documents that show proof of eligibility to work in the U.S. and pass a pre-employment drug screen.
Pay: N/A
What it doesn't say: If there is a strike or lockout and you are hired, you will be spat on, screamed at and followed home by union members. You may be shunned by your family and friends if they are in a union or sympathize with organized labor. You will be called a scab by just about everyone. On the other hand, shoppers who cross the picket lines will guiltily -- but happily -- look you in the eye. Sort of.
