White People with Dreads: A field guide
Still in the early stages of development, this adorably naive WPD has not yet discovered that normal hats don't fit over dreads.
There is an exception to every rule, though, and this classic hippie-WPD has found an enormous fedora to accommodate his outsized hairstyle. As humans, we can draw an important life-lesson from this WPD: A little determination goes a long way.
Unlike garden-variety homo sapiens, WPDs are generally herbivorous. To supplement a dearth of the nutrients meat provides, WPDs require a large amount of "the kind ghanj" for sustenance.
An ultra-rare example of the ginger-WPD sub-phylum, this specimen signals his disregard for "the man," possibly because "the man" is always making him operate the meat-slicer at Deli Zone, and he's told him a thousand times that he'd rather work the register because his hair is always getting caught in that thing, bro.