A guy trying to jump over a car stars in your moment of lulz

This is not what happens.

​For nearly as many years as the old jump-slide-across-the-hood trick has been a part of the lore of buddy-cop movies and The Dukes of Hazzard alike, the old try-to-jump-over-something-and-fall trick has been a time-honored gag in failure caught on video. But that doesn't make it any less funny when it happens, and luckily, there's never any shortage of dumb teenage boys trying to jump over things for no reason.

Magnum P.I. you are not, young friend. Your cries to "look at this," however, will unfortunately be heeded.