Jersey Shore 3 Episode 10: You're a sucker, bro
Categories: Jersey Shore, TV
Sammi, the psychotic drama bomb is back--and within the first thirty seconds of this episode, Ronnie has already returned to his usual sniffling shit-show behavior. Between his slamming of sliding doors, turning pale, mumbling and pouting, Ronnie is a tantrum-throwing mess. The Situation makes everything worse by imitating the chokehold that is Sammi's twisted and backhanded verbal handcuffs. But no matter, Ronnie wears his imaginary love shackles with pride, allowing everyone to make fun of his sad state, yet again.
This is Snooki's serious face. Seriously.
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| Bree Davies |
| Everyone's favorite whack job, Sammi |
When everyone is done getting drunk, grinding on strangers and yelling over the music, they head back to the house. Of course, Vinny brings a girl home. Pauly, being the best wingman ever, brings her friend home, who is presumed to be prettier. They are both Dominican, apparently, and this is what makes them hot.
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| The smartest woman in Jersey |
But anyway, the Dominican hook-ups don't even stay the night. Snooki wah-wah-wahs all night long about her love for Vinny anyway, waking up the next morning and not remembering a thing. The crew then goes bowling, and Deena tries to kill half of the cast by attempting to drive. It is also raining, but it is clear that Deena doesn't usually drive an automobile. Once at the bowling alley, Vinnie spends the entire trip trying to dissect Snooki's bizarre jealous behavior. He, like the rest of the world, comes to no conclusion.
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| If only Roger was the one saying what the subtitle reads here. |
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