Comment contest: win two tickets to paint the town... er, Black

• melanistic jaguars.....

• Black comedy, like dark humor. Favorite movies and comedians have darker humor. Oh, and Lewis Black of course.

• black mocha skin on my baby boy

• My poop after binge drinking pepto bismol!

• My lipstick and eyeliner when gothing it up for Milkbar or The Church

• All of the art and culture that was co-opted into what I love today.

• My heart.

• swans....the black ones are so hot right now

• The black ink when we reconcile our checking account after grocery shopping for the family these days.

• You know that place where the sun don't shine? I've told a lot of people to store stuff there!

• My soul

• I love his epic rants and his expressive fingers. Yes he that good Thank you. Sonia Klinger koolbe7@aol.com

• My sexy black tankini I got for my husband and my 1st anniversary

• Easy one! Lewis Black's heart, the root of all EVILLLLLLL!!!!!! Love ya, Lewis. :)

• Black hole: A place I would like to go, so I can visit our tax money.

• The blackness I see when I'm laughing so hard I can't breathe.

• Most of my wardrobe from the late Eighties after watching Lost Boys one too many time. D.Boop lac at rmi dot net

• Three of my friends are so black that they make me wish that I was black.

• Three of my friends are so black that they make me wish that I was black.

• The place a creative must go to not care what anyone else thinks. The source of great comedy and art.

• Ink put to page.

• ...black. Rebecca Black. Gettin down on Friday... hopefully with some free tickets.

• Keys, peas and Lewis, please

• Lutherans.

• Outs and holes. Though they also scare me a bit in a strangely similar way. Kate novaultrequired at gmail dot com

• The album cover of Spinal Tap's "Smell the Glove."

• jack's and lewis... period. but periods are white:) because they pms to much:)

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