Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga: Battle of the attention-grabbing sideshows

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Sarah Palin: You Betcha!, Brit filmmaker Nick Broomfield's documentary-slash-hatchet job, opens today at the Denver Film Center.

In the film, Palin is seen as a polarizing, sideshow personality in the world of politics -- the equivalent of Lady Gaga in the realm of music. In the cage match for media attention, only one can win. Which will?

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Followers: Palin's Flying Monkeys vs. Gaga's Little Monsters.
Sarah Palin's rabid followers supposedly scammed Time's 100 Most Influential poll and have harassed everyone from journalists to small-town political candidates in Alaska with late-night phone calls and threats.

Gaga loves her Little Monsters and they love their Mother Monster. She got a tattoo of "Little Monsters" on her arm, and the Twitpic announced it had received over 5,000 comments, including more than a few Twitpic responses of fans' own "Little Monster" tattoos. Her recent ad for Google Chrome is all about her Monsters, too. Bonus: Oprah counts herself as a Little Monster.

Winner: Palin's Flying Monkeys -- as much as positivity and celebrating people for who they are is great and all, rumors about late-night death threats buzz louder.

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Wardrobe faux-pas: Palin's fancy duds vs. Lady Gaga's meat dress.

When it was revealed that the Republican National Committee had dropped $150,000 to dress Sarah Palin and her family, people were a little peeved. Dropping $75,000 in a single Neiman Marcus trip was not how people thought they did it back home in Alaska.

At MTV's 2010 Video Music Awards, Lady Gaga's already outrageous outfits took a potentially pungent turn with the meat dress that eventually wound up in residence at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Winner: Gaga's meat dress -- she probably spent too much money for what was still giant slabs of animal flesh.

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Parody: Tina Fey's Sarah Palin vs. Soldiers in Afghanistan dancing to Lady Gaga's "Telephone"

There are enough side-by-side comparison videos on YouTube for the curious to know that Tina Fey didn't have to stretch her source material very far for her iconic 2008 parodies. Nonetheless, they are so hilarious you forget that Palin was this-close to becoming Vice President.

Butch men in army fatigues, stationed in Afghanistan, dancing and lip-syncing to "Telephone." That action alone sounds like a YouTube hit in the making. With weird homoerotic overtones and disturbingly good dance moves, out of the thousands of Lady Gaga parodies out there, this stands out because hell, these are not the guys you're expecting to be listening to Lady Gaga.

Winner: Tina Fey's Palin -- it's all to Palin's credit that she's a parody unto herself, right?


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8 comments
Rommel
Rommel

Epic Rap Battles: Sarah Palin VS Lady Gaga XD

snorp73
snorp73

Sarah Palin is prettier than Lady Gag Gag.

Furthermore, Time was not threatened by her supporters.  This article alone proves why she's influential. 

Such babboons in the media.  I weep for the future.

RBLRDR
RBLRDR

hahahahaha ... I've been calling Palin "Lady Blah Blah" forever. 

Sue Christensen
Sue Christensen

Nothing makes the liberals pee on their tennis shoes in a flood than to mention Sarah.  Why are they so afraid of a beautiful, self-sufficient woman? 

Get Over Yourself, Shug.
Get Over Yourself, Shug.

nothing makes conservatives pee on their sensible pumps more than liberals laughing at sarah palin. why are they so quick to embrace an attention-whoring idiot with the iq of a dead goldfish?

ImThe99Percent
ImThe99Percent

WTF??  Really?? I think you're missing the point!

snorp73
snorp73

PLEASE.  We are SO USED to you guys.  Palin is who she is because of the shots she takes.  She and her supporters are a lot tougher than those which she haunts the minds of (her enemies!).

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