"Brush your teeth with anger" is my first "Week of a Woman" photo

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Grrr.
​I'm not a photographer. I don't even own a camera. But that's not going to stop me from participating in Colorado Mills's "Week of a Woman"photo contest, going on now through October 9.

The contest works like this: Anyone with the plausible means to "capture everyday women on film" can enter (I don't think you have to be a female behind the camera to participate), and photograph women being women and doing woman stuff for the full week.

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Bree Davies
"Brush your teeth with anger", 2011, Macbook.
My first installment, "Brush your teeth with anger," appropriately captures not only the way I feel about having no dental insurance, but also how proud I am of the silk pajamas I recently found at the Goodwill on Broadway. I was later informed by my dude friends that it is gross to buy pajamas or sheets at a thrift store -- but it is my life, and I will continue to do what I want.

Of course, as a woman, I am naturally proud of the deal I received on such fancy hand-me-down sleepwear (I spent five whole dollars). Also as a woman, I like to tell everyone about good bargains. You know us women -- we sure love to shop. Besides, who needs affordable dental care when I can look so fabulous in pink PJs?

If you were wondering if I actually took my computer into the bathroom to catch this live action shot, I sure did. And I plan on taking it to the gym, the grocery store and places where I can find cats to photograph. Because all women love cats.

Photos should be submitted to the mall's Flickr from now through October 12, and the best entries will be awarded $100 to $250 American Express gift cards.

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